It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jan 22, 2006 4:12:29 pm PST #7675 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lick the light switch.


JenP - Jan 22, 2006 4:15:03 pm PST #7676 of 10001

Because you listen.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2006 4:15:50 pm PST #7677 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Inappropriate touching.

He talks in Wax Lion, Cocktail Bunny (aka Brass Monkey rocks the HIZZOUSE), Wound Up Penguin, Lovesick Ass...any others? It's only Wax Lion I can't find if not.


JenP - Jan 22, 2006 4:22:00 pm PST #7678 of 10001

Wax Lion [link]

Perfectly normal.

I love you.

(then I stopped looking)

I don't know whether he talks in any additional besides what you've listed. ETA: I also don't know whether I'm actually answering anything you're asking, but, you know, I tried.


aurelia - Jan 22, 2006 4:23:49 pm PST #7679 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

He sings 99 bottles of beer with the other muses.


Allyson - Jan 22, 2006 4:24:32 pm PST #7680 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tell him nothing.

She's going to kill him.


Allyson - Jan 22, 2006 4:25:24 pm PST #7681 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Lick the light switch seems the most cryptic, ita.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2006 4:28:05 pm PST #7682 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't stop laughing. I can totally hear Jaye's mom saying "I need to talk to you about the monkey."

I need my DVDs back!

Thanks for that link, Jenp. Weird site. Monkey's not gold! But the meat is good.


JenP - Jan 22, 2006 6:20:36 pm PST #7683 of 10001

Monkey's not gold! But the meat is good.

How bizarre. I didn't even notice that. (stating the obvious)

And now I think I need to watch Crime Dog (my favorite. Today.) before bed.


Kristen - Jan 22, 2006 11:03:38 pm PST #7684 of 10001

And now I think I need to watch Crime Dog (my favorite. Today.) before bed.

It's on LOGO right now. Which is great because I'm on a weird sleep schedule again.