A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Largo - Jan 13, 2006 9:20:40 pm PST #7536 of 10001

Or maybe witches.

Can they be witches who ride motorcycles and wear big, shiny amulets?


Kristen - Jan 13, 2006 11:13:52 pm PST #7537 of 10001

Can they be witches who ride motorcycles and wear big, shiny amulets?

Dogs. Who. Fight. Crime.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 14, 2006 3:34:31 am PST #7538 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I bet it's a new reality show, where network executives are parachute dropped into the Amazon rain forest and the first one to make it out alive wins.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2006 3:37:45 am PST #7539 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They take a group of network executives and inject them with a deadly toxin. Then, they release them in the rain forest, tellting them, "Hidden somewhere in the Amazon is the antidote." Then the Saw guy tells them, "Oh yes, there will be blood."


Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 3:53:49 am PST #7540 of 10001
What is even happening?

Beagles aren't cute like everybody supposes. They've got those floppy ears, and their wet little noses. And what's with all the crating. What do they need to be locked up for anyway? Beagles. Beagles. It must be beagles.


Narrator - Jan 14, 2006 6:06:13 am PST #7541 of 10001
The evil is this way?

So, it's a musical version of "Saw" with network executives.

Will there a pony?


Largo - Jan 14, 2006 6:06:41 am PST #7542 of 10001

It must be beagles.

With superpowers. But that's probably a given.

Will there a pony?

I think there must be a pony. Several, in fact. It'll be just like "My Little Pony." Except, these ponies will not be all Anti-Christy.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 6:59:22 am PST #7543 of 10001
What is even happening?

Will there a pony?

Hey, the beagles gotta eat.


Narrator - Jan 14, 2006 7:07:11 am PST #7544 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Hey, the beagles gotta eat.

So, this is why Allyson never got her pony.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 14, 2006 7:27:48 am PST #7545 of 10001
What is even happening?

Or her cheese burger from DeKnight.