Kristen, that the Don Nicholl Fellowship thingy's coming up in May. Maybe you should submit something to them?
I think about the Nicholl every year. And then I remember that, the one time I tried writing a feature, it didn't go very well.
How does one structure a story when they don't know where the toothpaste commercials go? I mean, for reals.
Also also, Kristen should totally try for Love Monkey.
The show is so (in theory) me! I got a million stories from my former life!
ETA: Also, the thing from the commercial about Sid Vicious's real name always cracks me up because, one memorable night, we were in a bar downtown playing some drinking game and I totally won because I kept throwing out the real names of various musicians.
