Buffistas

On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'

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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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aurelia - Jan 05, 2006 5:36:39 pm PST #7329 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

F - Heath Ledger, C - Jake Gyllenhaal, M - George Clooney

Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jack Black, Steve Buscemi... um, no.

F - Billy Crudup, C - Hugh Grant, Observe from a safe distance - Cillian Murphy

Albert Finney, Michael Caine, Sean Connery... I might take these guys to a nice buffet, but FCM? NSM.

§ ita § - Jan 05, 2006 5:43:51 pm PST #7330 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sean Connery is gross. You people are weird.

Spidra Webster - Jan 05, 2006 5:54:06 pm PST #7331 of 10001

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I don't understand the code here, but even though I don't find Sean Connery very attractive in general, he's very attractive as Agamemnon in "Time Bandits".

Lee - Jan 05, 2006 6:08:41 pm PST #7332 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't understand the code here,

F=fuck
C=Chuck
M=Marry

Spidra Webster - Jan 05, 2006 6:35:07 pm PST #7333 of 10001

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Grazie.

Cillian Murphy looked quite disturbing (yet pretty) in "Batman Begins". But he really looks approachably scrumptious in "The Girl With The Pearl Earring".

JenP - Jan 05, 2006 6:36:47 pm PST #7334 of 10001

Cillian Murphy looked quite disturbing (yet pretty) in "Batman Begins".

Yeah, see, this is the only thing I've seen him in, so... no F-ing or M-ing. Nuh-uh.

Vortex - Jan 05, 2006 6:56:46 pm PST #7335 of 10001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

cillian is creepy. he was LESS creepy in the Scarecrow mask in Batman Begins.

Betsy HP - Jan 05, 2006 6:58:39 pm PST #7336 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

Cillian is in the Uncanny Valley, and I don't know why.

amych - Jan 05, 2006 6:58:55 pm PST #7337 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

he was LESS creepy in the Scarecrow mask in Batman Begins.

Sure. It hid the "surely he's too young to need that much botox" expression.

P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2006 7:04:30 pm PST #7338 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cillian looked fairly beautiful in an attractive way in 28 Days Later.

It's the addition of the floppy hair and the cleaning up that tumbled him into Uncanny Valley land.

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