You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jul 05, 2005 9:07:14 am PDT #727 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I can't help it. My rage is huge.

Not about tomatoes, though. I love tomatoes.


sumi - Jul 05, 2005 9:09:07 am PDT #728 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

BLTs, tomato and Mozz samitches -- so delicious.

Okay, should we be calling the very patient woman at Fox and asking about dvds?


Allyson - Jul 05, 2005 9:11:32 am PDT #729 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay, should we be calling the very patient woman at Fox and asking about dvds?

I think DVDs are a given. Am sure Tim will say so if there's a problem.


Daisy Jane - Jul 05, 2005 9:12:47 am PDT #730 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm so sorry Allyson. I have a sick feeling when I think about it, but I can only imagine how the news must make you feel.

I haven't told Mr. H yet, mostly because I suspect he'll feel pretty defeatist about it. "Why bother to watch anything if they just cancel it?"

Of course the only new FOX shows he's shown interest in are the ones with NB and DB.


sj - Jul 05, 2005 9:15:39 am PDT #731 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I have seen the previews for DB's show, but what is NB's show about?


planbee - Jul 05, 2005 9:17:44 am PDT #732 of 10001
I don't think anyone really cares as long as it works.

Is it wrong that I'm checking FOX's schedule at regular intervals just to make sure we'll get the promised double-feature tomorrow?


Daisy Jane - Jul 05, 2005 9:17:51 am PDT #733 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's like Hell's Kitchen, 'cept scripted? At least that's what it looked like.


Allyson - Jul 05, 2005 9:18:16 am PDT #734 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

but I can only imagine how the news must make you feel.

Horribly protective. People are right about not traveling to other boards. I wrote a response to one in notepad that would have gotten me banned at TWoP and made me look quite insane. It was very, "If you wanna kick Tim again, you have to get by me. And I can totally beat you back into that locker you so rightfully were shoved in back in high school, douchebag...and also, I'm pretty and you look like fried monkey ass."

See how awesome I am for composing in notepad and not just hitting the "post" button? So awesome. There's nothing rational about the hate-on I have for other people right now.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 05, 2005 9:21:50 am PDT #735 of 10001
What is even happening?

The shit-I-didn't-say file has been proven both effective and beneficial in studies. Nine out of ten sane internet users, keep a shit-I-didn't-say file, and the 10th one had his fingers amputated, after he broke through his own skin with his teeth, and gangrene set in.


Kristen - Jul 05, 2005 9:24:16 am PDT #736 of 10001

People are right about not traveling to other boards.

I'm not even reading my own site right now.

I am, however, doing the dance of I just gave notice. Come October 7, I shall be free.