Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Dec 29, 2005 6:52:10 pm PST #7225 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I touched Angel's convertible. It was about the size of a car.


Allyson - Dec 29, 2005 6:53:17 pm PST #7226 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I bounced on Inara's bed. It wasn't as sticky as I thought it would be.


Betsy HP - Dec 29, 2005 7:00:10 pm PST #7227 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Thank you for the offer, Tommyrot, but I'm really only interested in the dresses, which I have big droolworthy pictures of.

Was Pylea a matte painting, Allyson? I've completely forgotten. And snerk about the bed.


Allyson - Dec 29, 2005 7:04:59 pm PST #7228 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It was a sculpture, Betsy. So weird!


DavidS - Dec 29, 2005 8:07:55 pm PST #7229 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know, television and movie props are strangely disappointing up close,

This is probably why the LoTR cast kept going on and on about the detail on their weapons and armor. "It's got little sigils on it that you can't even see on the screen!"


Beverly - Dec 29, 2005 8:47:21 pm PST #7230 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I saw Chingachkook's blue war club--it has little blue-painted metal strap-thingies holding the three pieces of it together, and it's just painted plywood! And not even pre-Revolutionary plywood, at that.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 4:10:38 am PST #7231 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know Vengeance Unlimited. Looks interesting.

Made me think of G v. E, but I can't recommend that to anyone, since I found it boring.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2005 5:45:11 am PST #7232 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I guess some good came out of watching Jay Harrington's crap comedy Partner(s) after all, as I had an epic dream about being immersed in an episode of The Inside last night. It's not all clear to me now, but there was an innocuous accountant who was really the killer with a chamber-of-horrors basement, Rebecca figured out that they had the wrong creepy van under surveillance, and the climax involved an impossibly steep hill covered in Italian palazzos and a decrepit red stone castle.


bon bon - Dec 30, 2005 6:10:44 am PST #7233 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You know, television and movie props are strangely disappointing up close, for the most part; a face-to-face viewer isn't the intended audience, nor is two feet the intended viewing distance.

Yeah, like how when they say on teevee that they have to make various shows "HDTV ready" what they are talking about is the sets. They have to refit everything with something other than popsicle sticks and painted-on duct/electrical tape.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 6:42:57 am PST #7234 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

what they are talking about is the sets

And the star's faces. Apparently plastic surgery and flaws are much more obvious at high resolution.