Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 13, 2005 5:18:33 am PST #7024 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

X-ing fingers and toes for Kristen. Knock 'em dead!


WindSparrow - Dec 13, 2005 6:56:07 am PST #7025 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Go, Kristen!


ChiKat - Dec 13, 2005 8:19:51 am PST #7026 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Go, Kristen!!!!!


Topic!Cindy - Dec 13, 2005 8:50:28 am PST #7027 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jesse, take ita's mother's number. Think of the power, girl. It's just a phone call away.


§ ita § - Dec 13, 2005 8:59:43 am PST #7028 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah, Cindy. You knowest not my mother.


Kristen - Dec 13, 2005 9:25:50 am PST #7029 of 10001

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I am pleased to report that I am much calmer this morning. (Thank you GOD. I had moments last night where I thought I was either going to cry or throw up.) But they moved up the delivery of my new coffee/dining table to this morning so, instead of stressing about the interview, I was able to stress about the table not arriving before I needed to leave for the interview.

But now it's here! (From FRANCE.) Later, I will share pictures and force you all to marvel at the wonder of the yoyo table.

For now, I'm going to fix my hair, put on some makeup and get dressed. I have to stop at the Bean and then Kinkos before my interview. Since it seems all the paper I have in my house is three hole punched which doesn't do me much good for printing out my resume.

Thanks again for the good thoughts! I will report back after the interview.


Tamara - Dec 13, 2005 9:49:24 am PST #7030 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Eagerly awaiting Kristen's fabulous news.


amych - Dec 13, 2005 9:53:23 am PST #7031 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The fabulous news is the only thing I can think of right now that could be more exciting than a French yoyo table.


Ginger - Dec 13, 2005 9:59:45 am PST #7032 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Madly sending interview vibes westward.


Pix - Dec 13, 2005 10:01:43 am PST #7033 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Sending you positive knock-'em-dead vibes, Kristen.