Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DavidS - Nov 27, 2005 12:07:44 pm PST #6510 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude! 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea! Captain Nemo on rails!

I hereby nominate Betsy for Grand Czar of World Transit.


§ ita § - Nov 27, 2005 12:28:57 pm PST #6511 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That would be some migraine-inducing travel, right there.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 27, 2005 12:47:13 pm PST #6512 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh God. My first visit to Disneyworld back in '88 I waited in line in the hot Florida sun two hours for that ride, which turned out to be the nearest facsimile of Hell I've ever experienced outside a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant.


Jesse - Nov 27, 2005 12:58:06 pm PST #6513 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, you are brilliant! I was able to get my voicemail at home to text message my cell phone when I have a message.

Woo hoo! Yay technology.

I had an excellent airplane experience on Wednesday. I love flying the shuttle during actual business hours -- on a half-hour flight, they actually gave us lunch!!


Betsy HP - Nov 27, 2005 4:00:06 pm PST #6514 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Through some miracle of Internet-ma, my very late-booked reservations from Atlanta-Oakland through Phoenix wound up being first class for the first leg. My husband kept expecting the gendarmes to come march past the curtain and drag us back to the peasants, but instead we had adequate legroom and real frozen waffles.


aurelia - Nov 27, 2005 7:56:57 pm PST #6515 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I just experienced a long cushy luxurious train trip. I got on the train at 8:30 this morning, arrived at Union Station at 9:11 this evening and got off the bus and into my apartment around 11pm.


Lee - Nov 27, 2005 7:58:48 pm PST #6516 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That is a very long trip, Aurelia. I hope your seat was comfy, at least.


tommyrot - Nov 27, 2005 8:00:58 pm PST #6517 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think trains are now my prefered method of long distance travel.

So, my preferences for distance travel are, in order:

  • train
  • car
  • plane
  • suicide (thus obviating the need for travel)
  • bus


§ ita § - Nov 27, 2005 8:08:17 pm PST #6518 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I rarely have enough time for trains to be viable. Especially when they cost as much or as more as the plane -- there needs to be a tradeoff.


aurelia - Nov 27, 2005 8:09:29 pm PST #6519 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The seats are okay... business class seats looked comfier (sp?). I did have a power outlet so I could recharge my iPod. That was cool.

I forgot to mention that I was almost hit by a car after I got off the bus.