You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 7:59:25 pm PST #6207 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nope! It has to cycle from soaps through to crafts first.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 8:00:44 pm PST #6208 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

bubble bars are soap!


Lee - Nov 15, 2005 8:00:49 pm PST #6209 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

wait, can i still get bubble bar recommendations?

Don't eat them.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 8:02:13 pm PST #6210 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Allyson, I just got the Ruby Red Slippers bubble bar. Smells so good.


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2005 8:02:30 pm PST #6211 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

bubble bars are soap!

Yeah, but not by Proctor & Gamble.


Burrell - Nov 15, 2005 8:03:02 pm PST #6212 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Bathos is lovely. And I want to try Hot Milk.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 8:04:20 pm PST #6213 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just ordered hot milk!

Aimee, is Ruby Red a glitter bar? It looks like red glitter.


Aims - Nov 15, 2005 8:07:42 pm PST #6214 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's totally red glitter.

I'ma use it the night before I move.


Burrell - Nov 15, 2005 8:12:41 pm PST #6215 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Great minds, Allyson. Well, yours is great. Mine is in sore need of a rest.


Allyson - Nov 15, 2005 8:14:34 pm PST #6216 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Mine too. ima go to bed and contemplate the red glitter bar. They have The Black Pearl bath bomb which has silver glitter and that sounds good, but the reviews say it smells like industrial cleaner, which sounds not so good.