Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tim Minear - Nov 12, 2005 9:18:59 am PST #6087 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

I just want to know how they graded me on those cards. I felt like a hotel chain after Allyson spilled it to me. Thank god John protected me from knowing about it while I was up there. That woulda sucked.


Allyson - Nov 12, 2005 9:22:44 am PST #6088 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just want to know how they graded me on those cards.

Drop off a pie at the corner of Vermont and Franklin....


Tim Minear - Nov 12, 2005 9:35:59 am PST #6089 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Okay, Allyson. Pie dropped at Vermont and Franklin. I left it in that building called, um, "House Of Pies."


Dana - Nov 12, 2005 9:38:51 am PST #6090 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"It's from Carousel, Betsy will understand...we really need to introduce you to musicals."

Hmph. I get no musical cred? Hmph.


Allyson - Nov 12, 2005 10:30:57 am PST #6091 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

OMG Tim, I forgot to tell you my favorite part of the Q&A. Someone asked you what the most common mistake you see in scripts is, and you replied, "They suck."

I almost peed my pants.


Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2005 10:35:05 am PST #6092 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You get musical cred, just not understanding cred. Because I am nicer, although not as nice as msbelle.


Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2005 10:58:27 am PST #6093 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

my mary janes with the black cat buckles.

Ooh. ::cannot decide whether to envy attending Tim-class or to envy shoes::

::decides to envy both::

::wonders where the double-colon convention came from anyway, and why I am such a text-formatting sheep::


AnthonyDe - Nov 12, 2005 11:02:02 am PST #6094 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.

Yeah so instead of attending Tim's class I was trying to earn the money I would have used on the class by being an extra on a "late night cable movie." Clearly I'm not smart enough to make it in the biz. Oh well, another extra who was an aspiring director said I should try and write more comedy because I have a quick wit. Not really, we were on location for a shoot where people were serious about making a skinamax movie. The jokes write themselves.


Kristen - Nov 12, 2005 11:27:02 am PST #6095 of 10001

I think most people forgot about the grading. I know I did. I still have it stuck in my notebook.


Tim Minear - Nov 12, 2005 11:30:03 am PST #6096 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

God, my own friends didn't vote, er grade me.