Jesse, word!

t self-pity redacted

And since this isn't the Coddle Kat thread, I will add a link about How Zombies Work. Made me laugh.

Also, I learned about the medieval origins of the conception of the Hell Mouth as an inversion of eucharistic sacrament.

As we speak, I am blowing off the work I should have done for a group-project meeting tomorrow, while simultaneously soliciting help on my livejournal. Eh.

From the link, in honor of Allyson:

Zombie Self-Defense

Whether featuring traditional, shambling zombies or a newer, smarter breed, most movies and games agree on how to survive a zombie attack:

1. Don't panic.
2. Get away from the zombies. Most of the time, you can move faster than they can.
3. Gather food, water, an emergency radio, flashlights and weapons, and retreat to a secure location.
4. If possible, retreat to a shopping mall, general retail store or other location where you'll have easy access to food and supplies.
5. Stay away from heavily populated areas, where the infestation is likely to be heaviest.
6. Barricade all entrances and stay put at all costs.
7. Don't get surrounded or backed into a corner or other enclosed space.
8. Remember that anyone bitten or killed by a zombie will become a threat to you and your party.
9. Wait patiently for rescue and make long-term preparations for your survival.

Jesse, I'm reading about Zombies. I think I win the procrastination game.

I think that Allyson is a gossip-tease.

Dude, it's 11:30 here, and I've just barely started thinking about what I'm bringing to the group meeting at 1 tomorrow. I rule at procrastination.

You up?

Happy birthday, Tim!

I lose.

I'm up sulking. Or pouting. I forget.

Jesse, I'm reading about Zombies. I think I win the procrastination game.

I'm looking at real estate I can't afford.