Happy Birthday Tim.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
msbelle - Oct 29, 2005 12:57:27 pm PDT #5640 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Strega - Oct 29, 2005 2:21:08 pm PDT #5641 of 10001
Happy birthday, Tim. May all your projects be greenlit.
Allyson, yup, feel free to call.
JoeCrow - Oct 29, 2005 2:23:24 pm PDT #5642 of 10001
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson
Also with the Joyous Felicitations 'pon the Anniversary of your Birth, O Literary Slayer of Characters both Beloved and Despised. May all your dreams come true, except for the one with the dwarf clowns and the dancing chainsaw. Coz that one's just creepy.
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2005 2:25:28 pm PDT #5643 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are the dwarves green? Because I think I liked that one.
Happy birthday, Tim!
Sophia Brooks - Oct 29, 2005 2:29:45 pm PDT #5644 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Happy Birthday, Tim!
Kat - Oct 29, 2005 2:39:53 pm PDT #5645 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Happy Birthday, Tim!
Allyson, are you there?
Allyson - Oct 29, 2005 3:16:36 pm PDT #5646 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm here.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 29, 2005 3:22:16 pm PDT #5647 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday Tim! May you write many compelling and real characters this year, the better to sadden us with their inevitable angsty demise.
Kristen - Oct 29, 2005 3:23:06 pm PDT #5648 of 10001
Are we having roll call?
Gris - Oct 29, 2005 3:26:07 pm PDT #5649 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Present.