I think "ring-tailed tooter" is my new favorite phrase.
Oz ,'Storyteller'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
It's what my great-grandfather called one of his daughters. She was my great Aunt Tutor.
OMG, I am so in love with teenage Tim! I had no idea he was one of my peeps! Maybe that's because he's, you know, done something real with his life, whereas I'm still just pretending.
excuse me professor, I didn't quite catch that.
Not a real professor. Technically I'm just a lecturer. Non-tenure track. See? Just pretending. Well, except for the babies. They are real enough.
Lecturers are where the real talent is.
Teenage Tim is hot. Adult Tim is a DVD horder.
I am not gonna look at the realness of the job by the title your employer gives you. You are teaching at the college level in a respected place, too bad for them they didn't tenure track you.
I had a Shetland pony named Doodlebug who did his best to kill me. I later had a big sweet mutt of a pony who was the nicest equine in the barn.
But yes, don't miss the manure.
Look at msbelle, telling me I'm not the cutest, telling Burrell what her job is, and yet, tell her she's not the nicest, and she goes all, YOU ARE NOT THE JUDGE OF ANYTHING BLAH BLAH PINK KITCHEN.