OMG. Amych just killed me.
Emmeline Spankhurts! Tin foil hats! Otters!
(It is especially funny because I literally told someone earlier today that I needed a new tin foil hat.)
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Pix - Oct 26, 2005 5:40:36 pm PDT #5506 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Allyson - Oct 26, 2005 5:43:34 pm PDT #5507 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
should in no way be construed as busting on my favorite TV writer.
Why not? I do it all the time. It's about time I tagged you in.
Strega - Oct 26, 2005 5:53:29 pm PDT #5508 of 10001
Otters aren't as sweet as they look. Quoth my friend Mugga:
I 'adopted' one at a sanctuary near us as a Christmas present for [his GF] a couple of years ago. We took the precaution of poking sticks through the fencing to check whether the 'hug me, hug me' faces they were pulling were genuine. We pulled back some badly tangled hemp. Little sods. Then their 'meal' arrived; fish bits in paste with a side order of dead baby chicks.
What a great Christmas present.
And oddly enough, this is slightly related, so if I had the energy I could smoothly work it into conversation in a way entirely unlike this:
So Tim, she said casually, do you have a region-free DVD player?
Pix - Oct 26, 2005 5:58:30 pm PDT #5509 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
People actually adopt them as pets? Really? Or was this an adopt-a-highway kind of thing? I don't think I would ever try to touch one--those teeth look scary. I just think they're adorable when they're all playing together.
Okay. Grading and Pepto Bismol. Ah, the life I lead...
Allyson - Oct 26, 2005 6:00:05 pm PDT #5510 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay, Kristen? If I ever die in a tragic secretarial accident, in addition to getting rid of my porn before my mom finds it, please also clear the growing folder of photos of Tim off my server.
It looks all stalkery and she'd suspect I had gone mad.
Tim Minear - Oct 26, 2005 6:00:55 pm PDT #5511 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I do, Strega.
Tim Minear - Oct 26, 2005 6:02:20 pm PDT #5512 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Allyson, you were supposed to host The Inside caps! Not my idiot youth.
Kristen - Oct 26, 2005 6:02:25 pm PDT #5513 of 10001
Dude. At this point, you need to make me a list. Because I'm pretty sure there was something else I was supposed to remove from your house other than the porn and, now, the Tim photos.
Also, I edited my earlier post to include this.
Tim Minear - Oct 26, 2005 6:03:57 pm PDT #5514 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Bitch! That's hilarious.
Allyson - Oct 26, 2005 6:04:17 pm PDT #5515 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm working on the caps MR UNGRATEFUL.