Does Heifer offer ponies?
I kind of want an emu. An attack emu. To guard my dorm room.
It'd be like that scene in Dude, Where's My Car?
I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Mal ,'Shindig'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
P.M. Marc - Oct 26, 2005 4:47:07 pm PDT #5492 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Kristen - Oct 26, 2005 4:53:39 pm PDT #5493 of 10001
Have you no decency?
Have you met us?
ETA:
It'd be like how in kindergarten the teacher put an O' in front of our last names on shamrocks on St. Patrick's day.
My grandmother used to do that. Made my father insane. O'Cywinski didn't really thrill me either.
tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 4:53:56 pm PDT #5494 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I kind of want an emu. An attack emu. To guard my dorm room.
What's the point of having genetic engineering if we can't play God and make animals exactly the way we want them?
As soon as they come out with a do-it-yourself home-genetic-engineering kit, I'm gonna make me an emperor penguin that's house-broken and has the personality of a Siamese cat.
sarameg - Oct 26, 2005 4:54:28 pm PDT #5495 of 10001
The emus in the residential neighborhood my brother used to live in were bad-asses. Scared all the local dogs. They HISSED and would go for your eyes.
Hey, it was Texas. ducking msbelle's wrath
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 26, 2005 4:56:00 pm PDT #5496 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Or we could all change our names to Minear. It'd be like how in kindergarten the teacher put an O' in front of our last names on shamrocks on St. Patrick's day.
I vote for some show of affection that doesn't involve the stompies fielding username/password change requests for over 100 active screen names. Twice.
Maybe we could just wish Tim a celebratory evening with his dessert, beverage and compliant sexpot of choice?
BartlebyFink - Oct 26, 2005 5:05:47 pm PDT #5497 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!
Back to the talk of llamas. Does anyone remember "The Llama song" from the internet way back when?
Sue - Oct 26, 2005 5:26:14 pm PDT #5498 of 10001
hip deep in pie
dude, I wish. One of the formative movies of my youth. Love that movie.
"Fuck you, fer sure. Totally"
Sometimes I try to tell people off like this, but they never get the reference.
Allyson - Oct 26, 2005 5:27:45 pm PDT #5499 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe we could just wish Tim a celebratory evening with his dessert, beverage and compliant sexpot of choice?
That's what I wished him for xmas.
I'm starting to think you were an extra in Valley Girl for the Plimsouls scenes.
You know, it's possible. What with the hair, the wardobe, and did I mention the hair?
Kristen - Oct 26, 2005 5:33:45 pm PDT #5500 of 10001
I'm gonna have so much fun on April Fools Day next year.
msbelle - Oct 26, 2005 5:35:45 pm PDT #5501 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
hee.