David SMinear sounds funny.
Anya ,'Showtime'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
It'd be like how in kindergarten the teacher put an O' in front of our last names on shamrocks on St. Patrick's day.
That would be really humorous in my kids' school. Kavita O'Ganesh. Abhideep O'Singh. Nisi O'Komiyama.
Would I be Polter-Cow Minear? Or just Polter-Minear? Polter-Tim? Minear-Cow?
Can I just be D. Minear? Or at least get a hyphen, so it looks even more like we're married? D. Griswold-Minear.
Because that's not at all creepy.
I vote shares in llamas.
WHAT?! I'm being practical.
I'm currently in the midst failing to convince my family I want them to give me parts of camels or water buffalo via heifer international for christmas. Something about wanting to stick something in my stocking and already having bought gifts.
Zenkitty Minear. ZenMinear. TimKitty. I'm scaring myself.
Shares in llamas?
::looks into it::
Well I'll be a something. Things of that ilk actually exist.
But, I could stand being Bartleby Fink Minear for a day.
Or Bartleby Minear. Fink Minear.
This is also like in grade school where all the girls write their name by adding the cute boy's name to it and trying all the different combinations.
Have you no decency? At long last?