Cutest thing -- the delivery guys rolled it in.
Love that.
Danger's my birthright.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
lori - Oct 07, 2005 6:40:21 am PDT #4880 of 10001
§ ita § - Oct 07, 2005 6:44:41 am PDT #4881 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Love that.
I was thinking ... these guys don't need a tip! They just had a bunch of fun delivering!
Allyson - Oct 07, 2005 7:17:33 am PDT #4882 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita should come over and see my fancy red couch. And if she can rent a Jaws of Life, perhaps we can wrench Tim out of his house for lunch.
Betsy HP - Oct 07, 2005 9:26:46 am PDT #4883 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I dunno. I kind of like the image of you and ita holding Tim's wildly kicking legs as he clings desperately to the doorframe with his fingernails.
msbelle - Oct 07, 2005 9:31:31 am PDT #4884 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Now in my head Tim is a cat and the car is a crate.
§ ita § - Oct 07, 2005 9:32:14 am PDT #4885 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Convertible crate.
Allyson - Oct 07, 2005 9:39:56 am PDT #4886 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It's the only way we're going to get a hold of those DVDs of The Inside, you know.
God. I hope he doesn't bite.
Nearmiss - Oct 07, 2005 9:41:42 am PDT #4887 of 10001
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
Allyson should lead him away with a trail of Dibs while Ita sneaks in behind and grabs the DVDs.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 07, 2005 10:00:25 am PDT #4888 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Just block any deliveries from getting through - he'll have to come out for smokes at some point.
Betsy HP - Oct 07, 2005 10:01:52 am PDT #4889 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hire Mutual of Omaha.