Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


AnthonyDe - Jun 30, 2005 10:36:33 am PDT #485 of 10001
A One that isn't cold, is scarcely A One at all.

So let me get this straight, we have back to back episodes of The Inside next week. Hour one goes against the finale of Beauty and the Geek and hour two goes up against the finale of Dancing with the Stars. If you were going to have a grand reopening and give away turkeys wouldn't you do it after those two finales?

For someone who wasn't sure he'd like the show I've been pimpin'. That was me at the Watch with Kristin chat and on the X-Files board. I kind of think the July 13th episode will be most important as far as ratings but then again what do I know?


DavidS - Jun 30, 2005 10:42:07 am PDT #486 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So let me get this straight, we have back to back episodes of The Inside next week. Hour one goes against the finale of Beauty and the Geek and hour two goes up against the finale of Dancing with the Stars. If you were going to have a grand reopening and give away turkeys wouldn't you do it after those two finales?

The much bigger issue for me is that the 8pm showing of The Inside is giong to make me miss an episode of The Tick I haven't seen in umpteen years. So great is my commitment, I am bypassing The Tick on my TiVo!


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 10:42:23 am PDT #487 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are no good arteries on that path, though. A stab to the stomach is going to take forever to kill the kid. Unless she lucked out with his relative smallness and got through the guts.

Small knife, though.


Allyson - Jun 30, 2005 10:46:23 am PDT #488 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

he was sliced from his genitals to his throat. maybe she stabbed him in the throat, he bled out, and then she sliced him.

In the pool.

Destroying all blood evidence with the chlorine.

Um.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 10:47:16 am PDT #489 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess I'm assuming the centre line with no actual evidence.


Gris - Jun 30, 2005 10:47:19 am PDT #490 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Phew. As always, a bit behind on the watching of the episode.

This episode was bloody brilliant, and I'm glad to see that people not us seem to have liked it more than earlier eps: TWOP was mentioned, and the Something Awful thread, I'm happy to report, is much nicer about this episode than they've been about past ones (the Something Awful TV discussion is actually quite nice - huge Veronica Mars fans, for example, a lot of them - but when they don't like something they can be amazingly crudely mean. Reading the Inside thread has been hard for me, but it was better for this one).

Me, there were definitely bits I adored. Finally seeing Danny and Mel in some seriousness made me very happy - I loved the "who'dve thought I'd get to be good cop?" and the facial expression that went with it, and everything Mel was gold. I want Rebecca and Mel to really become more friendly (though not friends - Rebecca isn't anywhere near the point of friends yet) in the future, they have a good banter. The "in a tree, yes" scene was brilliant.

I also loved Rebecca in this episode. I've never been in the camp that thought Rachel's character was hard to get a feel for due to bad acting, but this episode really proved that. For the first time, it was obvious even to casual observation that Rebecca's not a robot: she's just really, really bad at being human. She hasn't figured it out yet. The first scene, the tactlessness of her discussion about the baby and whatnot, really made that clear. And the treehouse thing made it clear that she's, well, not quite right in a lot of ways. Madison was a monster, yes, but confronting a 10-year-old monster like that, with such surety, requires someone who's a bit of a monster herself. It's like Allyson said in her article: just a little twist of the Rebecca dial and she's collecting heads.

I love killer kids. They're so terrifying and strange. So that aspect I liked, though I wish the Madison-did-it thing had taken a bit longer to be obvious. Honestly, when I first heard her mention her one-year-older best friend Nora, I thought Nora was going to be the killer; at least until the conversation at the pool and the freaky, freaky red flag. That was scary. I do wonder how on earth Madison saw that conversation, with the big ol' fence in the way?

I like that Madison was going to stab Nora, or at least seriously scare her with the knife. I know, I'm sick, but it shows that the little freaky kid wasn't always a perfect genius manipulator, despite out-thinking Rebecca in the tree. Her frame of pool guy was very well done, but if she had hurt Nora with the knife it would have all gone away. The mother thing was a complete surprise, and I liked it, though I wish she didn't have to die. And I wish the ending had been a little less anvilly in some ways. No reason to show the ultrasound - anybody who had been paying attention would know what Paul was thinking.

Also, was Rebecca intentionally trying to piss him off? Is she trying to seperate herself from him? That would be interesting.

All in all, good show. I didn't like it any more than the previous episodes, but I didn't like it less either, which is good, since lots of other people seemed to like it more. Keep bringing the good writing and freaky stories!


-t - Jun 30, 2005 10:47:37 am PDT #491 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The sharpness of the knife doesn't help?

I know nothing about gutting 8 year olds.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 10:49:11 am PDT #492 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wish the Madison-did-it thing had taken a bit longer to be obvious

I really liked it this way. As with the act shifting, it means that it's not a whodunnit. It's a how/if justice will get served, and who'll buy it along the way.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 30, 2005 10:49:20 am PDT #493 of 10001
What is even happening?

There are no good arteries on that path, though. A stab to the stomach is going to take forever to kill the kid. Unless she lucked out with his relative smallness and got through the guts.
Nothing in the groin area?


JoeCrow - Jun 30, 2005 10:52:41 am PDT #494 of 10001
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

I'd buy genitals to sternum. Looked like there was splatter on the pavement by the pool. My guess would be that she came up behind him and reached around. Stick him right above the pelvic bone and zip up to the solar plexus. Thin enough knife, slack enough muscles, strong enough psycho ten-year-old...I'd buy it. Kid didn't look like the type to have real good muscle tone, if she zipped it up fast enough, he might not have clenched up on her.