Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg:
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner.
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
bon bon - Oct 04, 2005 2:57:00 pm PDT #4646 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Cass - Oct 04, 2005 3:27:20 pm PDT #4647 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
That's why you let other people do the work for you.I used to do this all of the time.
Now I just buy grated.Now I do this.
I can also use the food processor but there is still sharpness involved and sharpness leads to bleeding even when I am being very very careful.
Right now I have a finger with a mystery notch out of it and I have no idea how it got there. The only grated cheese in my recent past has been handed to me at the taco shop window which makes it much safer. For my fingers if not my arteries.
Kalshane - Oct 04, 2005 3:27:28 pm PDT #4648 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I got a rock!
Is it a big rock? Did you tell all your friends?
All this painful hand-grating talk reminds me why I'm a heathen and buy pre-shredded cheese.
Mikey - Oct 04, 2005 4:30:27 pm PDT #4649 of 10001
All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.
I've never met anyone at a fan event who has babbled except in charming, ego-boosting fashion. And never do they strike one as idiots. Ever.
But then he's never met me. (signed) Ned Seagoon
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 4:36:02 pm PDT #4650 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Hey, I'm writing a whole movie about throwing rocks! And I pray it gets made and that it's as unpopular around here as "Serenity." Which, by the way, I went and saw again last night at a regular theater and there were no people in Glendale with knit caps singing the Ballad Of Jayne.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 4:37:00 pm PDT #4651 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I mean, there were people in knit caps. But they were just shooting each other.
sarameg - Oct 04, 2005 4:39:39 pm PDT #4652 of 10001
With rocks? Or skittles? There were a lot of free range skittles (or maybe m&ms. But they sounded bouncier) at my theater.
Milk duds would cause greater injury (or insult) than junior mints, I think.
Kat - Oct 04, 2005 4:40:45 pm PDT #4653 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
HEY! Glendale's not that bad.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 4:40:58 pm PDT #4654 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
I didn't mean in the theater, just Glendale in general.
Tim Minear - Oct 04, 2005 4:43:15 pm PDT #4655 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
These were old women in knit caps with paint ball guns. No, Glendale's not bad. But it is odd.