Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 2:24:34 pm PDT #4629 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nope she's not wounded, or nope she's not on her own?

I'm getting better at text messages, but first I need to change my cell plan.


Kat - Oct 04, 2005 2:26:46 pm PDT #4630 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Nope, she's probably not wounded. She is however probably on her own. Except you keep questioning my having a soul might tip you into the stupid person category then all bets are off.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 2:28:43 pm PDT #4631 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I only questioned it once.


Kat - Oct 04, 2005 2:30:39 pm PDT #4632 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Once was more than it should have been.


Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 2:31:47 pm PDT #4633 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I do send text messages...

Not to me. :: starts gathering rocks::


Aims - Oct 04, 2005 2:33:38 pm PDT #4634 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I got a rock!


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 2:40:50 pm PDT #4635 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't we all get patted down for souls every now and again?


Pix - Oct 04, 2005 2:42:59 pm PDT #4636 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Okay now I'm wounded. STOP IGNORING ME OR I'LL THROW ROCKS TOO!

Shit. I just carved a chunk of my knuckle out while cleaning the cheese grater. No wonder people ignore me.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2005 2:43:36 pm PDT #4637 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unrelated to souls and the like -- you did see the movie, right, Kristin? Did you enjoy it? If you hadn't been in the mood for it at the premiere, it would have sucked to have it ruined, despite the obvious celebrityBuffista allure.

eta: Ha! x-post, I swear.


Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 2:44:52 pm PDT #4638 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Graters are the single most dangerous kitchen implement. I always wind up donating blood to the cause. (Or to the potato pancakes, the pimento cheese, ...)