Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking!

Giles ,'Never Leave Me'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Got Life - Sep 28, 2005 9:41:29 am PDT #4466 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

Tim is holding out on us........


aurelia - Sep 28, 2005 7:02:09 pm PDT #4467 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Can you blame him? Look what happened when he just mentioned a blonde vampire.


BartlebyFink - Sep 28, 2005 7:02:54 pm PDT #4468 of 10001
One Hot Burrito!

I'll tell you which one gets me:

"Revert back to" instead of the non-redundant "revert to."


shrift - Sep 30, 2005 6:09:21 am PDT #4469 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If shrift is slounging with a drink in her hand, I shall be afraid to nap for fear of missing something.

Where do I fit in a conversation about naps and ponies?

Actually, I don't think I want to know.


Betsy HP - Sep 30, 2005 6:11:37 am PDT #4470 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Relax. I'm pretty sure a "pony nap" is like a "dirt nap" -- means you fell off your horse. Completely wholesome.


Dana - Sep 30, 2005 6:12:50 am PDT #4471 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I thought a dirt nap meant you were dead. No? Huh.


Betsy HP - Sep 30, 2005 6:15:01 am PDT #4472 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

A dirt nap means you fell off Yosemite or something equivalently tall. I think. But a pony nap wouldn't be nearly as fatal. Unless you're riding Binky.


amych - Sep 30, 2005 6:15:37 am PDT #4473 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dirt nap = dead, every time I've heard it.


Betsy HP - Sep 30, 2005 6:16:40 am PDT #4474 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I thought it was explicitly a climbing term. Suela?


Nutty - Sep 30, 2005 6:17:31 am PDT #4475 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

How you arrived at the dirt matters not. A dirt nap is a dirt nap, whether it was via failed-parachute or hot lead in the belly or arsenic.

Chandler would have it that a dirt nap is a little more dignified than being rolled into the sea with a cinder block tied to your ankle, but only just.