It might be fun to be a Psychiropractor, though.
Could you adjust my brain? I've got a kink right here that's giving me problems...
Ta.
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 11:52:04 am PDT #4446 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 11:58:56 am PDT #4447 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You want your kinks out???
Aims - Sep 27, 2005 12:00:27 pm PDT #4448 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
She wants them out in the open, so everyone can enjoy them.
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 12:06:28 pm PDT #4449 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
God wants me for a sunbeam.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 12:21:18 pm PDT #4450 of 10001
What is even happening?
Me, too, Jars. Also: sammich, punkin, nakin (for napkin because that's how my little bro pronounced it when he was wee) and bikit (for biscuit, same reason as nakin).Prolly.
Jessica - Sep 27, 2005 12:22:51 pm PDT #4451 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I don't mind prolly, but sammich gives me hives. No, there's no logic there.
Kalshane - Sep 27, 2005 12:26:49 pm PDT #4452 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Sammich always makes me think of the X-Files episode "Arcadia" when Mulder and Scully are undercover as a husband and wife.
Sophia Brooks - Sep 27, 2005 12:36:06 pm PDT #4453 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
For some reason, Arcadia is the only X-Files episode I've seen. And I've seen it multiple times.
Also "swifter" drives me insane too!
I don't mind the mispronounciation in jest, just in reality.
Kalshane - Sep 27, 2005 12:42:53 pm PDT #4454 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Also "swifter" drives me insane too!
I can't even parse what the real word is here.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 12:44:15 pm PDT #4455 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Swiffer. Like the Wet Jet.