I was visiting at the police station and saw "This way to the breathilizer" on two separate signs. As twitchy as my hand was, reaching for the Sharpie in my bag? I resisted. I had no wish to fight a defacing of public property charge.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Beverly - Sep 26, 2005 10:57:34 pm PDT #4403 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2005 3:57:12 am PDT #4404 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was lucky enough to be invited by a guy who had an extra ticket.
Some things have a way of working themselves out.
DCJensen - Sep 27, 2005 4:18:52 am PDT #4405 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I was visiting at the police station and saw "This way to the breathilizer" on two separate signs. As twitchy as my hand was, reaching for the Sharpie in my bag? I resisted. I had no wish to fight a defacing of public property charge.
That's what post-its are for.
A woman on the phone yesterday said "supposibly" to me. I manfully refrained from telling her it was not yet a word.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 4:40:59 am PDT #4406 of 10001
What is even happening?
A woman on the phone yesterday said "supposibly" to me. I manfully refrained from telling her it was not yet a word.I hate that one. Hate. But at this point, I'm ready to give in, and accept it as a new word, because I think I hear it more often than supposedly.
I was visiting at the police station and saw "This way to the breathilizer" on two separate signs. As twitchy as my hand was, reaching for the Sharpie in my bag? I resisted. I had no wish to fight a defacing of public property charge.
I was curious about this one, and so googled. And while I wish I could get a rubber stamp made up that read, "Did you mean:" like Google puts atop their pages, or maybe take a page out of DCJ's book, and get the message pre-printed on Post-It Notes, there does seem to be at least one "breathilizer" out there, or at least a company that will market breathalizers to the spelling impaired. [link]
UTTAD - Sep 27, 2005 4:53:01 am PDT #4407 of 10001
Strawberry disappointment.
Watching a game of footie the other day and the commentator said that "[the manager] would be more pleaseder, with the second-half performance."
I gagged.
msbelle - Sep 27, 2005 5:09:31 am PDT #4408 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I made people gag last night, I told them I adjectivize nouns and veriby them also.
Dana - Sep 27, 2005 5:23:43 am PDT #4409 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
"Did they go to the zoo? Supposably."
Betsy HP - Sep 27, 2005 6:33:50 am PDT #4410 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I just picked up a prescription at the drive-through window. The
mass-produced
Yield sign said
Caution
Pedestians
Walking
Topic!Cindy - Sep 27, 2005 6:52:43 am PDT #4411 of 10001
What is even happening?
"Did they go to the zoo? Supposably."
Oh no, they got Dana.
Pedestians Walking
Hee!
Aims - Sep 27, 2005 7:17:14 am PDT #4412 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
"Did they go to the zoo? Supposably."
FIRST THING that popped in my mind.