Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?

'A Hole in the World'


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[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kiba Rika - Sep 20, 2005 7:13:34 am PDT #4030 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

A former husband of a Bronzer had this wonderful fanwankolicious theory about how the leather pants made Angel evil.

Correlation is not causation...

this must be rectified.

No, I don't think so. He's not really the "leather pants" type. I myself have a pair of Faithpants (vinyl), which can be used to indicate when I'm feeling skinny, though not evil. Of course, the other test boyf refers to when we watch Angel is the -mere- test. If Angel is shirtless, then -mere- had a hand in the episode, goes the old saying. (I think this has been proven wrong a number of times, but it's a fun theory anyway.) So now I'm wondering, if we continue to draw the parallels between my boyfriend and Angel - if my boyfriend takes off his shirt, does that mean -mere- is COMPOSING his life? If so, a big thumbs up to her! She should write it more.

ETA: Also, I'm pretty sure leather pants are readily available in LA.


Betsy HP - Sep 20, 2005 7:36:41 am PDT #4031 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

My husband has been saying "Don't be evil" when he drops me off to work each day. I have pointed out that since my leather pants don't fit any more, I can no longer be evil by definition.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 20, 2005 7:36:45 am PDT #4032 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Do you really need -mere-to compose his life in order to get the result of more shirtlessness? Just asking him to take off his shirt should serve as well.


Wolfram - Sep 20, 2005 7:38:30 am PDT #4033 of 10001
Visilurking

Someone should market leather underpants. So you can be evil in seekrit.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 20, 2005 7:39:49 am PDT #4034 of 10001
What is even happening?

Someone should market leather underpants. So you can be evil in seekrit.
I'm sure someone already does, and you'll be sorry when 100 Buffistas cross post in providing you with a link.

I wouldn't think leather underpants evil would stay seekrit for too long, because I think they'd make one cranky.


Jessica - Sep 20, 2005 7:52:50 am PDT #4035 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not quite underwear, but... [link]


Kiba Rika - Sep 20, 2005 7:55:44 am PDT #4036 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

Do you really need -mere-to compose his life in order to get the result of more shirtlessness? Just asking him to take off his shirt should serve as well.

It does, but it's not like you can have too much.


Betsy HP - Sep 20, 2005 8:11:44 am PDT #4037 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Just what I need, a dead-cow wedgie.


Strega - Sep 20, 2005 9:05:10 am PDT #4038 of 10001

But not...perfectly happy, right?

No, because I know that it'll be followed by "Redefinition."


Got Life - Sep 20, 2005 11:04:34 pm PDT #4039 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

Damn..my husband is going to think I am crazy for laughing so hard.

I have never heard the term"dead cow wedgie" and doubt I will ever forget it!