Oooh, I know, Burrell. "This is the story I want to tell, and this is how I'm going to tell it."

Whenever anyone I know who writes screenplays talks about their work, I think of it as writing while hogtied. There's all sorts of constraints due to time and budget. Adding another voice to the story means hiring another actor, which means buying them a wardrobe, hair, makeup. Adding another setting means building and dressing another set, or finding a location that suits the work.

So when you're breaking a story, all these things have to be stuck in your head, and it has to happen fast, so that there can be beats, an outline, a draft, and a shooting script before DGA fines start kicking in because the director is waiting for the work so they can prep.

Act four may be AWESOME with a herd of elephants crashing through the wall, but then you probably need to hire Zoic for the CGI, and then maybe that means you don't have the money for that awesome hot air balloon that comes down to rescue the fair princess from that ferocious lion you had to bring in with its handler and the SPCA person watching the scene to ensure that no lions were harmed in the making.

But before all that you have to break your idea into acts that make sense, are interesting to an audience, tell your story in a compelling way that serves the characters and the plot.

And then those acts have to hit a vein so that the audience will HAVE to wait through the commericals to come back to the next act to find out how that peril was resolved.

It seems exhausting.

I want to see how they do it.

Sometimes, I am dramatically over-wordy.

I've been skipping like mad, so this is the first I've seen of the class, but damn would I love to observe that. It sounds like such a smart idea. Le sigh. Not that I have even the teeniest knowledge about screenwriting.

You live in LA. YOu can just fake it like everybody else there. (:

Seriously, registration for the expo is $74.95, and this event is an extra $8 on top of it.

Anyway, here's the link:

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Speak to me of DGA fines, Allyson?

Sometimes, I am dramatically over-wordy.

Not one tiny bit. It was fascinating.

The director hired for the episode has to receive the script in a reasonable amount of time before shooting is scheduled so s/he can prep for it. I don't know exactly what the set amount of time is, but for everyday that the script is late, the Director's Guild fines the production.

Not one tiny bit. It was fascinating.

Maybe I can TA. I already made handouts just in case!

Signed,

Was worse than this in college, and twice as annoying.

everyday that the script is late, the Director's Guild fines the production.

Damn, I wish technical writers had a union.

Damn, I wish technical writers had a union.

I know. All my union does is charge me money to annoy me.

UK description of Wonderfalls I've just read:

"Bizarre 'dramedy'."

Tim, you've invented a genre!

"Dramedy" is as old at the hills. Or at least as old as "Molly Dodd." And since we were more heavy on the comedy than the drama, I'd rather we were called a "Comma." Oh. Hmmm.

Unfortunately, it was short enough that comma may be apt. No typos though.

I've got the word 'dromedary' running through my head now. Maybe a show about camels is just what tv needs.