I have two melon ballers and might start looking at them askance now. I know one thing for sure, they are getting locked away if Allyson ever comes to visit.

In my head Kristen was boppin her haed, grabbing her crotch and had the other hand outstretched at shoulder level while in the car.

if you ask Americans about public schools in general, they'll tell you the schools are terrible -- all except for their local schools, which are great...

I would like to have your back, Betsy, but this is not the way I remember my high school.

In my head Kristen was boppin her haed, grabbing her crotch and had the other hand outstretched at shoulder level while in the car.

I was totally in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a fuck," with my windows down and my system up.

BTW, did we bring up that Hamilton was the instigator of the Coast Guard?

I sent Tim a poem today. Would you all like to read it?

YES PLEASE!

I am a lefty, from a lefty distance way to the left of that Hamilton dude. Anyone who was borne of slaves who was willing to ...

O, crap. sumi is yanking my chain. Silly me.

Tim is no fun
Won't come play in the sun
He just sits in his house
With his hand on the mouse
And his work will never be done

Tim is no fun
At his table for one
He hides at his place
And I miss his sweet face
I'm starting to feel a bit shunned

Allyson made me laugh.

Now I want to sing it to BNL's Brian Wilson.

Allyson, is that meter limerick?