I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Sep 08, 2005 11:11:08 am PDT #3619 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sort of workin'. Which means surfing the net in utter denial of deadlines. I understand.

I understand you're not too busy to taunt us with the knowledge that you're sitting in your jammies watching your DVDs.

Tim, why do you hate America?


tommyrot - Sep 08, 2005 11:11:44 am PDT #3620 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tim, why do you hate America?

Let's not play the blame game.


Allyson - Sep 08, 2005 11:13:40 am PDT #3621 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Everyone take a shot.


Got Life - Sep 08, 2005 11:22:12 am PDT #3622 of 10001
Life is eternal, Love is immortal, and death is only an illusion.

Hey,

If he is in his Jammies... tell me they are not those scary ducky ones....some variety in jammies does stir the creative juices......

or so I am told.


Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2005 11:23:38 am PDT #3623 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

He will have men and women proposing to him left and right after this book.

Yes, but what about ponies?


Cass - Sep 08, 2005 11:33:51 am PDT #3624 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ponies want to marry Tim now?


Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2005 11:34:30 am PDT #3625 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Everybody wants to marry Tim after they buy Allyson's book. Which must ipso facto mean that everybody is going to buy Allyson's book. Yea!


Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2005 11:34:34 am PDT #3626 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

::insert your humorous and/or irrelevant remark here::


Kiba Rika - Sep 08, 2005 11:36:52 am PDT #3627 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

Maybe when everyone buys Allyson's book, she'll have enough profits to get a pony?


§ ita § - Sep 08, 2005 11:37:38 am PDT #3628 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ponies aren't so fun if you have to buy them yourself.