'Harm's Way'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
I don't drink much (gall bladder/reflux is aggravated by alcohol), but after I move in with my new roomie I will be living in a house that is essentially a glorified liquor cabinet.
Maybe I can convince roomie to keep amaretto around. He probably wouldn't mind.
I have lots of vodka. All different kinds. I think it's multiplying or something.
I have no beer, but I do have vodka, tequila, rum, gin, wine (bubbly and non), scotch, honey liqueur, and a couple of bottles of Mike's Hard lime.
Maybe it's time to find some local friends.
I love rum. So good.
As soon as I'm done with this book, I will crack open my very expensive bottle of champagne and the pretty red flutes I've never used and Polgara and Kristen will come over and help me drink it all.
I'll bring the chopped liver!
Which, FYI, is not hummus.
I am the chopped liver.
I have beer in the house, but not because I drink it. Some of my friends decided to buy me several different kinds of beer for my birthday. Unfortunately, I don't seem to like beer at all, though I tried each and every one of them. Even though everyone else who tried them said they had vastly different tastes, they each to me had that essential "beeriness" that drowned out any other flavors for me.
As for the stuff I do drink, I have whiskey, vodka, amaretto, Bailey's, Kahluah (For mixing, mostly. I'll take straight shots of vodka occaisionally. Good vodka goes down like water for me. Cheap vodka makes me nauseated. I've also had Bailey's on the rocks from time to time.) and assorted Mike's Hard flavors left over from the party as well.
I am the chopped liver.
With boys to spare. And a chapter all your own. Which is the best I can do, it's hard to top a moon.
What is WRONG with you people and your not drinking beer?
Well, I find that drinking beer gets in the way of my consuming massive amounts of Quaaludes and Ding-Dongs.
Also, beer makes you pee a lot.
Dang. Call in sick for one day,and miss all the fun.
So there is a party, with boys( no men?), beer, rum and vodka.
No free food, and work is required....
Hmmmm sounds like a normal weekend at my house.
Is there a cover charge or any entertainment? Like jello mud wrestling? Or Jenga?