Like she said, she's musically ignorant.

Meow. Let me tell you, Eagles fans shouldn't go casting stones in the glass house of pop.

grabs popcorn and lemonade

puts on sunglasses

settles in to watch the bomb

Anyone who examines the plots of the 13 episodes of "Wonderfalls" will know this to be true. They're all basically the same plot.

You know, you can say the same about most other television shows. Good and bad.

I'm musically ingnoraner.

I sent you a CD!

The thing is, they're censuring a lot, so most of Sharon's story is, well, not so coherent.

She's gay. Is that part unclear?

I'm echoing Allyson's request for a seeing eye dog now.

What was up with pastels in the 80s?

Cocaine?

I think it was Versace doing a lot of cocaine.

Like she said, she's musically ignorant.

Oh no. You didn't just go there.

She's gay.

Willow is gay, too. In case you missed it.

Let me tell you, Eagles fans shouldn't go casting stones in the glass house of pop.

Eagles fans don't have to worry. Thanks to NSYNC's incessant caterwauling, those glass houses are in ruins, anyway.

Seriously, Kristen. I don't like most boy bands. I think they're pre-manufactured and soulless. But that's just me. If you like 'em, be my guest. No hard feelings.

I sent you a CD!

I could send you a physics paper, that still wouldn't make you "speak the language", right? I just don't speak music. But I really enjoyed your CD.

She's gay. Is that part unclear?

Oh, no, I've seen it already, last year at Allyson's. So I know. But that's exactly the part that's being censored by that channel, according to other people's responses (like I said, I lack cables).

Willow is gay, too. In case you missed it.

Willow and Tara never kissed or shared a bed in that channel, too.

Wasn't the final version different in order than the script, though?

Well, yeah. There's an old saying, you make three movies. The one you write, the one you shoot and the one you edit. Or is that you write three scripts? You get the gist.

Tim, a cables channel that Israel gets from somewhere around Asia or India (I think) is showing "Wonderfalls". They're up to the third episode or something like that

I actually think it might be from Oman. I loved their press release:

With a commitment of bringing a blend of exciting and comedy soaps and series, Firstnet — premium international entertainment television in the Middle East — brings two new exciting series Wonderfalls from today every Monday at 19:00 (UAE) and Scrubs from August 11 every Thursday at 17:00 (UAE) into your homes on Star World.

In Wonderfalls, viewers can meet Jaye Tyler, a disgruntled, underachieving 20-something, who works in a souvenir shop at the Niagara Falls.

Her world is a boring, uninspiring, but perfectly predictable place…until she has what her family calls “an episode” a day

Does anybody not write to deadline?

Are there actually people who have a week to do something, finish it by day three, and then just hang out drinking fresca and moving commas and stuff?