Unless you are Caryl Churchill, you do not get to do that. It is mean to the audience.

Says the woman who watched all of That Obscure Object of Desire without realizing that two different women were playing the same part. Yes, there's a reason I'm not in customer contact.

Google says hard C for Murphy.

Step away from the gay porn, bon.

He can be hot AND super creepy. IOW, perfect for me!

Heh. I love how bon loves her creepazoids.

Definitely Killian. You'd probably get laughed at or, depending on the subject, hit for pronouncing it with an 'S' sound.

He was in a movie called Disco Pigs before 28 Days Later. Which is where I listened to him peeing. Twice.

Are you sure he didn't use a stunt penis?

Unless you are Caryl Churchill, you do not get to do that. It is mean to the audience.

Says the woman who watched all of That Obscure Object of Desire without realizing that two different women were playing the same part. Yes, there's a reason I'm not in customer contact.

Like I said, an interesting choice (though it was practical as well as artistic; it had to do with the sheer number of lines involved). To keep the audience from being confused, all R's wore the same cloak and hat and all G's did likewise, and each of them had a big bling of their initial. Yes, a giant diamond-studded R and a giant diamond-studded G.

I've heard hard C-- that would be correct in Gaelic AFAIK.

C is always K in Irish Gaelic. As opposed to practically every other freaking letter.

Also, I am being oppressed by the TWOP forums. They will not give me access.

Yes, a giant diamond-studded R and a giant diamond-studded G.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Pimps.

Also, I am being oppressed by the TWOP forums. They will not give me access.

They've been down for many hours, so don't take it personally...yet.