How bout that? You learn something new every day.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
PatK - Jun 28, 2005 2:16:27 pm PDT #255 of 10001
"I so wanna storm out on you right now, but if I stand up, I'll fall." --Jaye
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2005 2:28:33 pm PDT #256 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Any beagle lovers want a pair? We have wild beagles nesting behind the garbage dumpster at my apartment building, and the super is trying to get them used to people so he can get them to a vet for shots and whatnot.
JZ - Jun 28, 2005 2:32:58 pm PDT #257 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Any beagle lovers want a pair? We have wild beagles nesting behind the garbage dumpster at my apartment building, and the super is trying to get them used to people so he can get them to a vet for shots and whatnot.
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Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2005 2:44:55 pm PDT #258 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The super asked me if I wanted them. I cheerfully smiled, shook my head, and kept silent about the fact that their constant barking made the image of a water dish filled with Prestone bubble up from my subconscious.
Allyson - Jun 28, 2005 2:44:59 pm PDT #259 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
We have wild beagles
!!!!!!
There's sucha thing as wild beagles?
My brother brought home the tiniest Rottweiller puppy he found out in the woods, once. He was hungry and flea infested, so we cared for him for the day and called the cops (since animal control wasnt picking up the phone) to ask if anyone reported the wee guy missing.
Cutest little guy. Anywho, one of the cops came right away, fell in love with him, and brought him home to be the family dog.
He called two months later to say that the dog had some severe health problems, and was probably left in the woods to die. They cared for him til he had to be put down, so at least his short life was a loved one.
People verily suck. And alternately, verily rock.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 3:40:37 pm PDT #260 of 10001
What is even happening?
We have wild beagles nestingDear me. I have never read a funnier phrase in my life.
Tim, you should totally adopt them, but make it a big celebrity-with-heart-of-gold risks-life-saving-wild-beagles deal in the press, and plug The Inside, while you're at it.
Allyson - Jun 28, 2005 3:50:56 pm PDT #261 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can we have cake afterwards?
Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 3:53:24 pm PDT #262 of 10001
What is even happening?
Yes. And we should have a live band. And champagne.
What kind of cake do you want, Allyson? I assume you don't want that raisins-masquerading-as-chocolate "cake" ita made.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2005 4:42:20 pm PDT #263 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
We have wild beagles nesting
...and now we turn our cameras to the feral, majestic Snoopy...
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 28, 2005 5:04:54 pm PDT #264 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It's kind of funny, except how it's not. The super's efforts to get them used to people don't seem to be making them any friendlier, so they're now brave enough to come up to the apartment entrances and defend "their" territory from the trespassers that just live here. The littler one has graduated to making little bitey lunges at people's legs tonight.
At this point, I kinda doubt they can be domesticated. Mike's going to have a tough time finding anyone willing to put up with them.