What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


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DawnK - Aug 10, 2005 11:30:20 am PDT #2480 of 10001
giraffe mode

It's just the premise that gets me. Your brother conveniently designs the prison he subsequently is sent to so in order to "clear" him, you comit a crime and get thrown in the same prison to break him out??? It just seems so far out for a non-fantasy based show. Yeah, I know vampires, etc but I dunno if I can suspend my belief for this (do they at least tell you how the brother gets sent to the exact same prison? Wouldn't the corrections board not want them in the same facility?)


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:32:13 am PDT #2481 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

do they at least tell you how the brother gets sent to the exact same prison?

IIRC, they do cover that at sentencing. Something about the level of security required.


Kristen - Aug 10, 2005 11:33:01 am PDT #2482 of 10001

Okay, since these are spoilers...

IIRC, he wasn't the engineer on record. His firm had the contract. I don't remember if he worked on the project or just copied the plans and tattooed them on his body. As for the prison issue, he pled guilty and didn't ask for any considerations, other than a request to be placed at a prison close to home, which the judge granted.


Kat - Aug 10, 2005 11:34:19 am PDT #2483 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

since you've seen those two, ita, have you also seen the pilot for Kitchen Confidential?


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:34:23 am PDT #2484 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe I don't recall correctly. Whatever. He's HAWT.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:35:35 am PDT #2485 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

have you also seen the pilot for Kitchen Confidential?

Yerp! NB wasn't in it much. I liked it, and was disappointed to realise it was only half an hour. BC is working the charisma. Bad boy lite.

Which reminds me -- he's in The Wedding Crashers, too, which I totally wasn't expecting.


Kristen - Aug 10, 2005 11:35:51 am PDT #2486 of 10001

And we'll be seeing a lot of him without a shirt.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:37:22 am PDT #2487 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And we'll be seeing a lot of him without a shirt.

How clever is that plotting? Bloody brilliant, I say.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2005 11:37:29 am PDT #2488 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah. Those previews don't look half bad when it's all smoldering muscles and shaved head. Also, prison, and I hear there's some HoYay in prison.


DawnK - Aug 10, 2005 11:38:10 am PDT #2489 of 10001
giraffe mode

OK so given the whitefont, I may cut Prison Break a little slack but still!!! The Inside was all creepy and compelling and good, and this? OY! I have to say that the small clip I saw of Bones looked... sad? lame? boring? I've read some of the books and enjoyed them but no, I probably won't be watching even though DB's in it. Didn't see enough of Nick in the Kitchen Confidential clip but it looked like standard sitcom fare.