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Kristen - Aug 05, 2005 5:05:34 pm PDT #2322 of 10001

Nick was her pimp! Or he was someone's pimp. Anyway, he was a pimp. But who was her mother? It was like Shane's presumed dead first wife who was also an ISA agent or something? And then she showed up and was all British and broke up him and Kimberly, I think.

I'm not sure if that was before or after Kim's bout with hysterical blindness.

I can only remember the face of one of the Austins, but I think I liked the first one best.

Patrick Muldoon, I think. Who later went on to...Melrose Place.

WOW. My bio is SO accurate.

msbelle - Aug 05, 2005 5:20:00 pm PDT #2323 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Kristen is crazy memory girl.

ISO, wow, I would have NEVER remembered that.

Kimberly was too fucking high strung from what I remember.

ah yes, Patrick.

JenP - Aug 05, 2005 5:25:06 pm PDT #2324 of 10001

Nick the pimp. That's right. I liked him... well, the actor was good in the role. Interesting character.

Austin 1 was v. cute and could act. Austin 2.0 was not so good with the acting, but he grew on me.

Kim went hysterically blind? And Kayla went deaf from an explosion, right? But got her voice back (why did she lose her voice? Weird.) just in time to say "I do" to Steve, right? Oh, man. That show.

And, yeah, loved Jack. Even though, well, we'll not speak of it. JackNJen4EVAH says I.

Kristen - Aug 05, 2005 5:25:12 pm PDT #2325 of 10001

It was PTSS from all those years as a hooker.

Which! Look at that. Shane married a hooker and also fathered one.

It's no wonder he fell for Fran Drescher's nasal stylings. Poor boy didn't know which way was up.

Kim went hysterically blind?

IIRC, she regained her vision, miraculously, when Shane was about to get in the head by a horse?

JenP - Aug 05, 2005 5:27:55 pm PDT #2326 of 10001

Which! Look at that. Shane married a hooker and also fathered one.

Ha! Oh, I ♥ed Shane, too. But pre-Jack. Jack stole and kept my heart. Eventually.

Lee - Aug 05, 2005 5:28:02 pm PDT #2327 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Wasn't Bobbie Spencer a hooker?

JenP - Aug 05, 2005 5:29:33 pm PDT #2328 of 10001

Yes. And Ruby was her Madame. And Luke... figured in somehow. Not a pimp, exactly, I don't think.

Kristen - Aug 05, 2005 5:31:53 pm PDT #2329 of 10001

HA! I had to go look it up. She regained her sight when she and Shane were trapped in a burning stable. So. Close.

And this made me crack up:

Kimberly had a penchant for shooting people, including her brother Roman who survived after brain surgery.

Also

Wasn't Bobbie Spencer a hooker?

It's daytime TV. Throw a rock. Hit a hooker with a heart of gold.

§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 5:37:44 pm PDT #2330 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know what didn't have so many hookers... oh, never mind. Charlene Frame.

Fine. Stone the whores.

I loved Shane. Nummy -- and still nummy when he appeared on Stargate last year.

Kristen - Aug 05, 2005 5:40:28 pm PDT #2331 of 10001

Don't forget MJ McKinnon.

ETA: And this is totally topicy because her pimp was played by Richard Burgi, who was in an episode of FF that Tim co-wrote and directed.

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