Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


tiggy - Jun 28, 2005 10:07:28 am PDT #228 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

quick post-lunch drive-by...

Tim, you're harshing on our shoutouts. do you have to crush our shoutout hopes under your boot heel too?


brenda m - Jun 28, 2005 10:09:02 am PDT #229 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sure, you say that now. But what about when we get further into it and find out that Paul's baby is named Elm and Rebecca has a sister Twilight.


Allyson - Jun 28, 2005 10:11:02 am PDT #230 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And people are reading in a hell of a lot more than are actually there -- at least on purpose.

I think it's become clear that you just don't know your own work. Clearly.

I think the fact that everyone carries a gun is a SO to Gunn.


joe boucher - Jun 28, 2005 10:11:07 am PDT #231 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

didn't you notice that the first victim spelled Darren with an e ?

I thought that was just a Bewitched promotion/tie-in.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 10:15:32 am PDT #232 of 10001
What is even happening?

And you're not killing my husband after all, then?


amych - Jun 28, 2005 10:17:40 am PDT #233 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And you're not killing my husband after all, then?

Happy, meet Boot-heel.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 10:18:33 am PDT #234 of 10001
What is even happening?

He'll be crushed.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 28, 2005 10:18:45 am PDT #235 of 10001
What is even happening?

*cough*


Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2005 10:19:54 am PDT #236 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

He'll be crushed.

Isn't that a spoiler, Cindy?


joe boucher - Jun 28, 2005 10:22:24 am PDT #237 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

And you're not killing my husband after all, then?

An angel named Fred Wesley will kill him with a gun(n). At which point James Brown will yell "Hit me!" (That last part was for Hec.)