Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 29, 2005 3:42:34 pm PDT #1995 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Beard, or someone's re-doing Three's Company, with only two at their rendezvous.

Bwah! I too thought "His landlord is Mr. Roper?"

There's something hinky about it though... he reassures applicants that he's goodlooking, which would be irrelevant if he just wants them as a friend or roommate. Also, why on earth would he specifically require a live-in girlfriend? Who would rent only to couples but not to a single guy?


Allyson - Jul 29, 2005 3:44:07 pm PDT #1996 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tim, are you still thinking about that plan to write the perfect show for Fox and then sell it to ABC? It might just work.

This is what I am saying. And then FOX will be soooo jealous. They'll send flowers and chocolates and stuff. But Tim should say he moved and give them my address, so I can have the flowers and chocolates.

And when they call begging for him to take them back, I'll be all, "I'm sorry, Tim can't come to the phone, ABC is busy feeding him grapes."


Allyson - Jul 29, 2005 3:45:50 pm PDT #1997 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Who would rent only to couples but not to a single guy?

My landlord rents almost exclusively to single, cutiehead women.


Largo - Jul 29, 2005 3:46:29 pm PDT #1998 of 10001

"I'm sorry, Tim can't come to the phone, ABC is busy feeding him grapes."

Grapes? ABC is Disney's b***h. They'd probably feed him snack cakes emblazoned w/ Mickey Mouse's mug.


Fredrik - Jul 29, 2005 3:47:02 pm PDT #1999 of 10001
Even the most stable brain operates just a millimeter from madness.

I hadn't even heard about Strange World before. Now I crave it like Nicklas crave his cookies.

And I my coffee.

It's about 2:47am around here, but I could really go for a cup of coffee.

edited to correct that time-thing. I was, like, 12 hours off. I blame the late night following the sad day.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 29, 2005 3:47:18 pm PDT #2000 of 10001
What is even happening?

Grapes? ABC is Disney's b***h. They'd probably feed him snack cakes emblazoned w/ Mickey Mouse's mug.

Shhhhh. We're engaging in positive imaging.


Kristen - Jul 29, 2005 3:47:36 pm PDT #2001 of 10001

we have the creators and original showrunners for "Scarecrow & Mrs. King" to thank for that.

Hey now. A housewife who accidentally becomes a sooper seekrit agent? That's high concept, yo.

Who would rent only to couples but not to a single guy?

Maybe it has a greenhouse.


Tamara - Jul 29, 2005 3:49:31 pm PDT #2002 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

They'd probably feed him snack cakes emblazoned w/ Mickey Mouse's mug.

I don't know about that. I love going over to the studio lot because the food is so good there.


Lee - Jul 29, 2005 3:49:33 pm PDT #2003 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe it has a greenhouse.

The fact that I get this makes me kind of sad.


Largo - Jul 29, 2005 3:50:18 pm PDT #2004 of 10001

It's about 2:47pm around here, but I could really go for a cup of coffee.

And thus, Starbucks was born.

A housewife who accidentally becomes a sooper seekrit agent? That's high concept, yo.

Yeah, "high concept." Emphasis on the word "high."