Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Polter-Cow - Jul 11, 2005 6:29:34 pm PDT #1253 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Strega, I just sent you an e-mail that needs responding to in a timely manner.

Also, people are weird.

Confused entomologists?

It actually took me too long to get that.


Kristen - Jul 11, 2005 6:32:17 pm PDT #1254 of 10001

We really shouldn't mock the Scientologists so much.

I mean, does your religion have a forcefield?


Polter-Cow - Jul 11, 2005 6:33:27 pm PDT #1255 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We've got a guy with an elephant head. We totally win.

Also, he rides a mouse.


DavidS - Jul 11, 2005 7:08:11 pm PDT #1256 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We've got a guy with an elephant head. We totally win.

Emmett and I were just talking about Ganesha yesterday.


Kiba Rika - Jul 11, 2005 7:38:04 pm PDT #1257 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

My religion isn't sure what it has. Cuz I just made it up, just now. Or a few months ago.

That stuff about the FBI is awesome. Also, any mention of Karl Rove makes me laugh my head off, because he was on American Dad, with bats.


Cashmere - Jul 11, 2005 8:50:32 pm PDT #1258 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Also, any mention of Karl Rove makes me laugh my head off, because he was on American Dad, with bats.

That made me laugh my ass off. "Nonono, I'm good here," He says, stopped at the threshold of the church. And the raven delivering the message. Beautiful.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 3:09:35 am PDT #1259 of 10001
What is even happening?

I blame Karl Rove. Or possibly the Riddler.

They're nothing alike. The Riddler will lay out his nefarious schemes in great detail. Go Riddler. Choose Riddler!


Emily - Jul 12, 2005 7:57:16 am PDT #1260 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I mean, does your religion have a forcefield?

No, but I do take comfort in it not caring whether I drink Diet Coke or not. Not that I want to, but I COULD.


Trudy Booth - Jul 12, 2005 8:46:31 am PDT #1261 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I blame Karl Rove. Or possibly the Riddler.

They're nothing alike. The Riddler will lay out his nefarious schemes in great detail. Go Riddler. Choose Riddler!

You know what would be cool? If when they drag Rove away in cuffs he does this. And ends it with ...and I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.


Allyson - Jul 12, 2005 8:52:25 am PDT #1262 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Karl Rove is Satan's pig. He sweats evil.