The elephant was totally code for evil. I thought you'd get that.
Ah. Well, then, it all makes sense.
'Not Fade Away'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The elephant was totally code for evil. I thought you'd get that.
Ah. Well, then, it all makes sense.
Also, babies looking at mobiles are Fun. Nee.
Did you take pictures? I took some yesterday. They don't quite capture the insane look of awe-struck glee, though.
Five minutes. I can last five minutes, right? I just sent my assistant home because him chomping at the bit was making me even more desperate to get out.
ETA: Four! Four minutes.
brenda, I think you have less than two minutes, now.
no pictures, they don't capture the giggles either.
I keep trying to keep up in Bitches AND in Natter, and it's just not working. I will work out a system, dammit. When I've had less to drink. Until then, I spit in the general direction of assholes who are pissing people off and whatever the opposite is to people who aren't.
At the wedding of a friend's sister, I danced with the sister for the dollar dance, and dropped 4 quarters, one by one, down the front of her dress.
That was probably the most tame thing that happened at that wedding, come to think of it.
So, not an FAC wedding?
Hmmm, I suppose money down the front of a wedding dress is no worse than toy mice in the cleavage.(This kinda happened at my friend's wedding. She goes by the name "Cat" so some folks decide to hand out toy mice which ended up in her cleavage, tied to the laces of her dress and so on. She had also decided that instead of the usual clink glass = bride and groom kiss, that people would have to do something to entertain her to get them to kiss. Which led to another friend's "interpretive dance")
:looks at above paragraph and realizes she is living up to the thread title and then some:
At the wedding of a friend's sister, I danced with the sister for the dollar dance, and dropped 4 quarters, one by one, down the front of her dress.
That was probably the most tame thing that happened at that wedding, come to think of it.
So, not an FAC wedding?
t considers image of self dancing with a woman -- nay, the BRIDE -- at an FAC wedding
t adds image of self dropping money into bride's cleavage
t expires from laughter
You are correct, madam. Most definitely NOT an FAC wedding!
I'm eating ranier cherries right now. Got 'em for $2.50/lb. Course, the limit was one bag. So they are rapidly disappearing.
So good.