Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Jul 13, 2005 10:11:02 am PDT #9590 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

t hugs JSw

Exactly. But I'm still gonna dance about the fact that hockey is BACK!

Weddings....I may have a few things to say about this subject. Vortex, the bride is absolutely and unequivocally off her rocker. There is no way on God's green earth that I'd ask a tenth of that from my bridesmaids. And she wants you to solve her space issue. You can't help that she didn't think before she booked a reception site, but now you have to come to the rescue? No gift, and attend one shower. Beg off the bachelorette party. You've got to wash your hair or something.

My bridesmaids paid for their dresses, but I found a place that sold them for half off the salon price. I'm letting them wear any black shoes they'd like, and it's up to them if they want to get their hair and makeup done. One of them wanted to throw me a shower, but I said no. Too much hassle, and schedules never coordinate. I'll probably have 2 bachelorette parties--one in DC, and one the Thursday before the wedding. I want my cousin from Paris there, and there's no way she can make a special trip just for dinner and some dancing. My sister has been informed that there is to be none of the following: strippers, silly veils on ugly tiaras, lifesaver t-shirts, penis straws, kissing of strange men, and general airheaded stupidity. Drinks, dinner, and dancing (if people feel like it) is just fine. I just want to spend time with everyone.

Now I'm wondering if my gifts are stupid. Each bridesmaid will get a personalized, hand-drawn tote that will contain a black shawl to go with their dresses, flip-flops for the reception, and either jewelry (see last week's discussion on "What Goes With This Dress?!?!") or a cute funky handbag to use as they see fit.

The guest list is still hovering around 330, and we expect 250 to show up. The original plan was for 200, but I knew that would change so I found a reception site that would hold more. If necessary, I could fit 350 people in there. No entree choice for dinner--it's either going to be filet mignon and a crabcake or filet mignon and Chilean seabass--but there will be a vegetarian option for the non-meat eaters. This is considered a small wedding by Italian standards.

Personally, I wouldn't think very much of getting money as a wedding gift. It seems a little tacky.

For years, I didn't even know you gave a gift gift at weddings. Italians always give money. I've known newlyweds that have been given $20K. The first time I realized china was an acceptable gift was in college, at a non-Italian wedding (I know, it's a shock). On the flip side, the money dance is never done by the Calabrese I know, yet it's popular among Italians from other regions.

I just want to throw a party where people will have a good time. If the table linens don't match the chairs exactly will not constitute a crisis in my book.


P.M. Marc - Jul 13, 2005 10:13:18 am PDT #9591 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

We made the bridesmaid dresses, paid for the groomsmen's tux rentals, and I made sterling and garnet necklaces and earrings for the bridesmaides.

I got no bachelorette party. Sadly.


Gudanov - Jul 13, 2005 10:14:06 am PDT #9592 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Australians are up to no good?

I suspect mad Australian genetic scientists have been making poisonous and odd mutant animals for years. Well, when they aren't drinking Fosters and driving their Subaru Outbacks.


brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 10:14:22 am PDT #9593 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I'm wondering if my gifts are stupid. Each bridesmaid will get a personalized, hand-drawn tote that will contain a black shawl to go with their dresses, flip-flops for the reception, and either jewelry (see last week's discussion on "What Goes With This Dress?!?!") or a cute funky handbag to use as they see fit.

That sounds fabulous to me, FWIW.


ChiKat - Jul 13, 2005 10:15:34 am PDT #9594 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Now I'm wondering if my gifts are stupid. Each bridesmaid will get a personalized, hand-drawn tote that will contain a black shawl to go with their dresses, flip-flops for the reception, and either jewelry (see last week's discussion on "What Goes With This Dress?!?!") or a cute funky handbag to use as they see fit.

I don't think that's stupid at all. I'd dig getting it.


JenP - Jul 13, 2005 10:16:48 am PDT #9595 of 10001

a personalized, hand-drawn tote that will contain a black shawl to go with their dresses, flip-flops for the reception, and either jewelry (see last week's discussion on "What Goes With This Dress?!?!") or a cute funky handbag to use as they see fit

I think that sounds lovely. Also? Flip-flops for the reception=brilliant.

ETA: If the x-post doesn't convince you... heh.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 10:18:01 am PDT #9596 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suspect mad Australian genetic scientists have been making poisonous and odd mutant animals for years.

Seriously. I mean, what the fuck is a Wombat? No way life could evolve into that.

eta: ::hides from Billytea::


msbelle - Jul 13, 2005 10:19:29 am PDT #9597 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Cat Town is WRONG and those cat's look kinda pissed.


askye - Jul 13, 2005 10:19:30 am PDT #9598 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Your gifts sound really incredible.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 13, 2005 10:20:00 am PDT #9599 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Flip-flops for the reception=brilliant.

SOOOO brilliant.