Getting nervous again. Should I call now, or wait until 2. I don't want to be playing phone tag with this woman.
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 9:38:17 am PDT #9572 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Theodosia - Jul 13, 2005 9:39:44 am PDT #9573 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
One of the op-ed writers in the Globe pointed out that Rove almost surely lied to investigators under oath -- claiming he didn't know Plame's name when he referred to her as "Wilson's wife." That's called perjury.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 9:45:41 am PDT #9574 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has this been posted? XENU EXPRESSES DISPLEASURE WITH CRUISE
Alien overlord says star is making Scientologists look “crazy”
Hollywood - Xenu, the galactic overlord who murdered trillions of aliens on Earth 75 million years ago, releasing the thetan particles that still infect humanity today according to the Church of Scientology, has reportedly returned to express his displeasure with the recent behavior of Tom Cruise. “I expect celebrity devotees of my Church to spread my message through charity work and quality films like ‘Battlefield Earth,’” Xenu said in an interview with The Weekly World. “Attacking Brooke Shields and marrying some girl you met six weeks ago makes Scientologists look crazy.”
But that whole article is premised on Scientology being Xenu's chuch. That ain't so, is it?
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 9:46:56 am PDT #9575 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Breaking news:
Chief Justice Rehnquist hospitalized for a fever, court spokeswoman says
Vonnie K - Jul 13, 2005 9:47:01 am PDT #9576 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Drive-by post because someone posted this on LJ and it must be shared:
...and I am not even a cat person.
Dana - Jul 13, 2005 9:48:11 am PDT #9577 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Curse you, Vonnie! I literally had that in my clipboard and was coming here to post it. See? [link]
Vonnie K - Jul 13, 2005 9:48:59 am PDT #9578 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
HA! Fast! Fast like the WIND!
sarameg - Jul 13, 2005 9:51:44 am PDT #9579 of 10001
You needed to add HURR HURR HURR to those posts, Dana and Vonnie.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 9:54:55 am PDT #9580 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh gawd - an animated .gif that had me laughing outloud: Love your job
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 9:58:03 am PDT #9581 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SCIENTISTS have been warned that their latest experiments may accidently produce monkeys with brains more human than animal.
In cutting-edge experiments, scientists have injected human brain cells into monkey fetuses to study the effects.
Critics argue that if these fetuses are allowed to develop into self-aware subjects, science will be thrown into an ethical nightmare.
An eminent committee of American scientists will call for restrictions into the research, saying the outcome of such studies cannot be predicted and may in fact produce subjects with a 'super-animal' intelligence.
A planet... where apes evolved from men?!?!?