Now I'm just going to chuckle at the unavailable people sitting on the wrong coast thinking Colbert is theirs.
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
See! Hec and I are snickering at them.
::links pinky fingers with Heather::
You mean Stephen Colbert, SCRAPPY'S DAILY SHOW BOYFRIEND, don't you?
I heard Colbert was going to be your secret boyfriend until he heard you only got a trim at Frenchy's.
Personally, I wouldn't think very much of getting money as a wedding gift. It seems a little tacky.
Well, we're horribly tacky here in the midwest. I've been giving money at the wedding for the last however many years, although I get a gift off the registry for showers.
That said, most of the people I know who've gotten married in recent years already have their houses and salad shooters, and have less of a need for Stuff.
I often am not a creative gift-giver.
The emails are from him, mostly. I only work that job Mondays and Thursdays, so I'll be there in the morning, but there should be no expectation that I'm working there today. As I, in fact, am not.
Jesse, the next time there's a crisis do you want people to be emailing you and then getting upset that you weren't there to answer? Do you?!? Put down the reply button and back away slowly.
The emails are from him, mostly. I only work that job Mondays and Thursdays, so I'll be there in the morning, but there should be no expectation that I'm working there today. As I, in fact, am not.
Ah, then ignore away, I say. Of course, were it my old boss, he'd have called my cell, my house, the bar, anyone who knows me & so on.
But, Hec, I didn't get a trim, I got a whole new haircut--a shortish shag and I look fabulous, honest. Good enough for Stephen "I Love Scrappy" Colbert.
He does have my cell number, I'm pretty sure, so I figure he can either figure that out or figure out that he doesn't need me anyway, as the piece of paper he's looking for is sitting on top of my desk in addition to being saved whereever he saved it in the computer.
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Boo!!
Launch Director Mike Leinbach has scrubbed the launch for today. One of four low-level fuel cutoff sensors is not functioning properly.
But, Hec, I didn't get a trim, I got a whole new haircut--a shortish shag and I look fabulous, honest. Good enough for Stephen "I Love Scrappy" Colbert.
See how your boldness is repaid! I will now stand by your side and defend against all other Colbert claimants.
I'll tell Stephen you guys said hi when I see him next week.