How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jul 13, 2005 7:06:54 am PDT #9428 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

But were the earrings just unrelentingly ugly?

Also, were the bridesmaids' ears pierced? One friend of mine was ordered to have her previously unpierced ears done because the 'zilla was planning on getting earrings as a bridesmaid's gift and didn't want to have to get something different.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 7:09:06 am PDT #9429 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

On the monkey story, I'm a little unclear as to the subject of the second sentence:

"The larger of the two monkeys jumped in the truck, tore his pants and bit him on the leg. He just made a total fool of himself."

WHO made a total fool of himself? The monkey? The dude who got bitten? CAN a monkey make a fool of itself? I'm thinking no.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 7:10:39 am PDT #9430 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. And did the monkey tear his own pants?

OK, that's fairly obviously not true, but still... monkey pants!


Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 7:10:41 am PDT #9431 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

One friend of mine was ordered to have her previously unpierced ears done because the 'zilla was planning on getting earrings as a bridesmaid's gift and didn't want to have to get something different.

That's just craxy.

My ears were pierced once, but years of trying to find earrings that didn't make me break out in horrible eczema, I gave up and let them fill in.


Tom Scola - Jul 13, 2005 7:11:12 am PDT #9432 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

So that Japanese lunch counter I go to replaced it's usual pickled-round-yellow-things condiments with pickled green things covered in mucus. I assume it's okra.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2005 7:13:17 am PDT #9433 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

We all loved a particular dress by Watters and Watters.

We had a Watter and Watters dress in the Really Expensive Wedding, and it was the only bridesmaid dress that ever looked good on me. It was a 2-piece dress with a beaded top that had a scoop neck, and a full dupioni silk skirt. I think I still have the skirt (not that it fits anymore).


Topic!Cindy - Jul 13, 2005 7:15:34 am PDT #9434 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yes, they all had pierced ears. I am remembering now, I also gave them all gift certificates to have their make-up and hair done, too. They were all going to do it anyhow, so I figured it made it easier on their pocketbooks.

We were in a wedding in Sept. 93; in a wedding in April 94; attended a wedding in May '94; prepped for an aborted wedding in June '94 (which eventually took place in May, '98); I think we might have attended a couple of weddings over the summer, but I disremember and could be thinking of a bunch of showers--I know at one, we watched the infamous OJ Bronco low-speed chase; a wedding on Sept. 17, '94; a wedding on Oct. 1, '94; our wedding was on October 29th, '94; then one wedding in November, the weekend after we got back from our honeymoon, and then one on something like December 3, of '94, and there was a big old break until May, '95.

For the most part, these weddings were fairly equally split between Scott's family, and my friends, with possibly at least one co-worker wedding thrown in, for good measure, but I can't be sure of the timing.

I do remember not one of us gave a care about a lot of weddingly stuff by the time our wedding rolled around.


brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 7:15:35 am PDT #9435 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"The larger of the two monkeys jumped in the truck, tore his pants and bit him on the leg. He just made a total fool of himself."

Silly monkey.


Vortex - Jul 13, 2005 7:15:45 am PDT #9436 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

OMG, I just got an IM from the bride. There's a problem with the reception space, it won't accommodate the number of guests, and she says that she can't trim the guest list. Will my hell never end! (I considered volunteering not to come, but I thought that would be mean)


Cashmere - Jul 13, 2005 7:16:36 am PDT #9437 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

WHO made a total fool of himself? The monkey? The dude who got bitten? CAN a monkey make a fool of itself? I'm thinking no.

That's a pretty craptastically written story, alright. They should have been more clear on the quote. Also, a BETTER description of the monkeys might be in order.

It is clear from this story that there were two offending monkeys. Is just one of them loose? It says the owner was allowed to keep them? Keep them BEFORE they got loose? Or was he allowed to keep them after they got loose.

Gah. I hate crappy journalism.