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DXMachina - Jul 12, 2005 10:07:55 am PDT #9177 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Laura really ought to be in on this conversation.

6'6 isn't gigantic.

It is for a fighter pilot.

I looked up, right about into Dave Cowans' belly. It took a long time to look all the way up to his face. I think he was about 6'6" or 6'7".

6'9", or at least that was his listed height.

They are clients of ours - I wrote software that was used during the construction of this platform.

Was this the software that was supposed to keep the platform level?

tommyrot - Jul 12, 2005 10:11:42 am PDT #9178 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was this the software that was supposed to keep the platform level?

Yeah, I think the function that I wrote that detects the resignation of a Supreme Court justice and then floods one of the ballast tanks was a bad idea.

DXMachina - Jul 12, 2005 10:26:06 am PDT #9179 of 10001

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

All software needs "features" like that.

-t - Jul 12, 2005 10:28:37 am PDT #9180 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

tommyrot is making the price of gas skyrocket!

§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 10:42:56 am PDT #9181 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is for a fighter pilot.

I hadn't realised she was qualifying it thusly.

Kristen - Jul 12, 2005 10:46:50 am PDT #9182 of 10001

I'm very irritated.

ETA: Is it October yet?

EATA: Since it's not, I should probably remove the inflammatory stuff. The walls might have ears.

shrift - Jul 12, 2005 10:46:59 am PDT #9183 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I suspect today is Monday wearing a Tuesday suit.

Nora Deirdre - Jul 12, 2005 10:54:05 am PDT #9184 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I can't answer your fucking question if I don't know what you're talking about, bitch.

Man, I hate people like this. What's in October?

Lee - Jul 12, 2005 10:55:27 am PDT #9185 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I suspect shrift it right.

I also suspect I came to work after all, since I had promised to go to Stanford to pick something up today. Just so you can't say I don't listen to any of you though:

or, as an alternative, go in and throw up on either your boss or the head of HR.

My boss is on vacation, and we don't have an HR department here, so I threw up in the bathroom of the engineering library.

Allyson - Jul 12, 2005 10:55:54 am PDT #9186 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What's in October?

HALLOWEEN!!!!

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