Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jul 12, 2005 7:45:35 am PDT #9096 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

No, no, just hold on to this metal rod for a while. It'll help! Then send me a bunch of money and I'll tell you what will really help.

Otay!

waits


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 7:45:50 am PDT #9097 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Funniest chair EVER.

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lori - Jul 12, 2005 7:45:53 am PDT #9098 of 10001

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Steph L. - Jul 12, 2005 7:45:57 am PDT #9099 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am positively infested with thetans.

HAIL XENU!


sarameg - Jul 12, 2005 7:47:04 am PDT #9100 of 10001

I need other people to send me the money to fix their heads.

Oh, ok then.

waits patiently for bon to get to the ATM


lori - Jul 12, 2005 7:48:17 am PDT #9101 of 10001

That chair is AWESOME. I can just see ita flinging her head at it.


Jessica - Jul 12, 2005 7:48:38 am PDT #9102 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This looks incredibly uncomfortable. I wish I had room for nonfunctional furniture.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 7:49:09 am PDT #9103 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can just see ita flinging her head at it.

How many times do I have to explain? You'd fling the chair at me.


lori - Jul 12, 2005 7:50:05 am PDT #9104 of 10001

But that only works if you have company. I'm just saying what you do when no ones around.


Gudanov - Jul 12, 2005 7:50:13 am PDT #9105 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I can just see ita flinging her head at it.

Leif likes to fling himself at furniture. He runs straight at a chair or sofa, impacts, bounces off, falls down, laughs, gets up, and repeats.