I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jul 12, 2005 7:32:07 am PDT #9079 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I am positively infested with thetans.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2005 7:32:22 am PDT #9080 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Clearly this has become transmittable BY INTERNETS!

Hey! Looks like my wire-licking has paid off. Though I wasn't aiming at you.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2005 7:32:53 am PDT #9081 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My thetans are the only thing holding my mind together.


Connie Neil - Jul 12, 2005 7:32:59 am PDT #9082 of 10001
brillig

I've got all the Billy Idol songs on my computer running on random play (eight CDs worth) and thinking about Saturday. That's helping with the need-to-nap-ness.


msbelle - Jul 12, 2005 7:33:29 am PDT #9083 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you all make the crazy Tim Cruise cry.


sarameg - Jul 12, 2005 7:33:41 am PDT #9084 of 10001

I sometimes start my morning with a spork behind my eyeball, but I suspect that is more likely a minor vision thing (it clears up pretty quickly) than a migraine. So you can't blame me!


sarameg - Jul 12, 2005 7:34:16 am PDT #9085 of 10001

I am positively infested with thetans.

RAID! SPRAY HER WITH RAID!


-t - Jul 12, 2005 7:34:47 am PDT #9086 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Clearly this has become transmittable BY INTERNETS!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

t shuts down internet connection

t taps fingers

t twiddles thumbs

t reconnects to dangerous migraine carrying internet


Jessica - Jul 12, 2005 7:35:59 am PDT #9087 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

wraps internets in tin foil


Jesse - Jul 12, 2005 7:36:34 am PDT #9088 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

RAID! SPRAY HER WITH RAID!

No, no, just hold on to this metal rod for a while. It'll help! Then send me a bunch of money and I'll tell you what will really help.