Shrub Poisoned Zoo Monkeys
Oh yeah, that made me laugh too. Just for a second, I was wondering why Bush would do that....
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 36: But We Digress...
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 12, 2005 4:56:19 am PDT #9014 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
msbelle - Jul 12, 2005 4:56:27 am PDT #9015 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
it's just your orneriness.
stuff isn't working at work. stuff we need a temp worker to work on. I feel bad cause now she's got nothing to do. poop.
Vortex - Jul 12, 2005 4:56:42 am PDT #9016 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Why don't the people on Pimp My Ride worry about theft?
I KNOW! I always wonder how much their insurance goes up. But then, they often add an alarm system to the new ride.
shrift - Jul 12, 2005 4:59:19 am PDT #9017 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm wearing juice right now, AIFG!
tommyrot - Jul 12, 2005 5:00:22 am PDT #9018 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 5:00:39 am PDT #9019 of 10001
What is even happening?
Ok, they were talking about an Actual Shrub, but it still made me laugh. And frankly, what wouldn't I believe anymore? Maybe those monkeys hated freedom.
Doesn't Bart Simpson call the French something like Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys? Plus, it's BtVS canon that all monkeys are French. I think you're on something...
eta...
er...onTO something
sarameg - Jul 12, 2005 5:01:18 am PDT #9020 of 10001
Uh, shrift? You might want to put a tablecloth on or something.
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2005 5:01:58 am PDT #9021 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
ION, The all-new Sesame Street
BWAH! That is hilarious!
brenda m - Jul 12, 2005 5:02:31 am PDT #9022 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think you're on something...
eta...
er...onTO something
Eh, either way. It's all good.
Jessica - Jul 12, 2005 5:03:24 am PDT #9023 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments
One of my favorite studies of all time.
[eta: Nobody? Really? Okay, I'll take it -- "I wear the juice, it does not wear me."]