I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rio - Jun 09, 2005 7:15:58 pm PDT #887 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

Is Katie Holmes developmentally disabled in some way? Because that would explain a lot.


Jesse - Jun 09, 2005 7:16:41 pm PDT #888 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT.

OMG.

DUDE.


Kat - Jun 09, 2005 7:16:53 pm PDT #889 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I know. He just seems like an incredibly odd, yet fun and spontaneous guy. Did anyone see when he was on Leno for the Robot thing? He was so adorable.


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2005 7:17:14 pm PDT #890 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I ask because I want to know why marry?

Actually, for me, he's marry by process of elimination. Johnny (or Clive) has GOT to go; and Jude, well he's pretty and therefore good for the fuck category, but a little *too* pretty (hell, he could go in the fey FCM, now that I think about it), and I just don't think I could live with that uber-pretty day in, day out. (And I would put Jonathan Rhys-Myers in the same category of pretty enough to fuck; too pretty to have around all the time.)

And that leaves Ewan, who I'm not even sure I find hot, at least not in a Jude way, but he's so. damned. magnetic that I'd have to marry him so that I wouldn't get arrested for being the crazy single girl following him around.


Rio - Jun 09, 2005 7:17:15 pm PDT #891 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

She's coming back on after the commersh. If that's what you're talking about, Jesse.


Atropa - Jun 09, 2005 7:17:35 pm PDT #892 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

F Rhys-Meyers, C Hayden, D(ress up) Alan Cumming

Jessica is wise. Very, very wise.


kat perez - Jun 09, 2005 7:17:36 pm PDT #893 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

kat, have you seen Mad Hot Ballroom? If not you MUST becuase it has dance and cute

Other random, vaguely celebrity related news. My co-workers brother is one of the instructors in the movie. I haven't seen it yet. It is on my list for this Saturday since it will be very hot and muggy and basically un-go-out-able.

And I cannot even fathom Vanilla Ice singing "Survivor", but now I feel that it must happen and become the feel good dance hit of the summer.


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2005 7:18:01 pm PDT #894 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lee Williams is fey. Orlando can work it. River Phoenix has his moments, and Keanu has had his moments.

But ... they're no Jonathan Rhys Meyers. They're just not. He's New Wave New Romantic fey.


Jessica - Jun 09, 2005 7:18:31 pm PDT #895 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The way he talks about his wife and kids just melts me. So naturally, I have to take him away from them and keep him for myself.


Atropa - Jun 09, 2005 7:18:42 pm PDT #896 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He's New Wave New Romantic fey.

sighs

Yes he is, bless 'im.