Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 7:00:25 am PDT #8678 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I finally got the voice mail that went along with the call, and apparently your ass was watching commercials when it rang me up.

I think it called you in the movies. It's so impetuous.


Jessica - Jul 11, 2005 7:00:51 am PDT #8679 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Rainbow Brite would totally kick Strawberry Shortcake's ass.


sarameg - Jul 11, 2005 7:12:45 am PDT #8680 of 10001

I can just see melted butter and strawberries in my past and am trying to put it together.

Toast with butter and jam.

Or jam on a grilled cheese.


§ ita § - Jul 11, 2005 7:13:30 am PDT #8681 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Strange values:

Nicole Kidman is to become the highest paid public speaker in history after negotiating a staggering $435,000 for a 25 minute corporate speech - and she might not even turn up. The Antipodean beauty has been commissioned to address a bevy of high- powered businessmen at the 5th Annual Forbes Global CEO Conference at Sydney Opera House, Australia. However, despite her astonishing pay request being met, she is toying with the idea of simply delivering her talk by satellite. A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "You'd think for £10,000 a minute she'd at least be there. But she's such a big name organiszrs want her to speak no matter what. This deal will make her the highest paid public speaker of all time. Business execs are paying £2,500 each to be there and they expect big names: former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and Aussie Prime Minister John Howard will also speak. Nicole will talk about following dreams and aspirations from the perspective of being an actress and a mother."

I was never much into Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Brite, but I am reminded of some cutesy letter paper I had -- one had drawings of girls in big dresses, and the trim was photos of lace. The other was something to do with jeans, and had strange verse like "ashes to ashes, dust to dust, my jeans are so tight, they're going to bust".


msbelle - Jul 11, 2005 7:18:27 am PDT #8682 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Or jam on a grilled cheese.

what?


Narrator - Jul 11, 2005 7:21:54 am PDT #8683 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Who would win in a fight? Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Bright?

Depends upon whether they can use weapons and whether whipped cream is involved.


Alibelle - Jul 11, 2005 7:22:04 am PDT #8684 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I'm sorry, Gud. I wish it was all 100%, all the time. Hopefully it'll get better soon, and the rest will stay in the green.

ita, that makes sense, since there are way too many commercials at the movies now. I distinctly heard the Diet Coke "starry-eyed surprise" roller-skating commercial song, before I remembered that I could press 33 and go to the end. Still. I miss hanging out with your impetuous attributes, despite the irritation of butt call spam.

Rainbow Brite would totally win. Easily.


sarameg - Jul 11, 2005 7:22:23 am PDT #8685 of 10001

It's good. Make a grilled cheese sandwich, traditional or all fancypants.

Just before eating, smear jam on the top.


-t - Jul 11, 2005 7:22:59 am PDT #8686 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Toast (or biscuit) + jam + cheese is delish


Topic!Cindy - Jul 11, 2005 7:24:01 am PDT #8687 of 10001
What is even happening?

Depends upon whether they can use weapons and whether whipped cream is involved.

And which little girl is wielding which.