Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DXMachina - Jul 08, 2005 12:11:28 pm PDT #8189 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Sheep, or Lemmings?

Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf have a brew after a hard day's work in the fields.

Sam (blows the head off the beer, and the hair out of his eyes): Well, that was the damnedest thing I ever saw.

Ralph: No kidding. I never, ever, thought that would happen.

Sam: How'd ya do it?

Ralph: I just put on that old sheep suit. You know the one. I've worn it before.

Sam: I remember.

Ralph: Anyway, I was gonna try to sneak in and grab a sheep. Nothing fancy.

Sam: You know that never works. I always see ya.

Ralph: I know that, but I figured maybe you wouldn't expect it again. Besides, Acme was back ordered on my original idea.

Sam: Which was?

Ralph: Nice try. You'll just have to wait. Anyway, I decided to try a new angle. The cliff's right there, so I figured I'd climb up rather than try to sneak in from one of the usual ways.

Sam: Good thought. I'll have to keep that in mind.

Ralph: Nah. Turns out it's a huge pain in the haunch. By the time I got to the top, I was panting like a St. Bernard in the tropics. I wasn't watching where I was going, and stepped on a sheep patty.

Sam: Damn, I hate it when I do that.

Ralph: No kidding. Anyway, I slipped, and next thing I know I'm falling back over the edge. Fortunately, there was a branch there that I was able to grab.

Sam: I thought I cut that off the last time you were hanging over there.

Ralph: It grew back. So, I'm hanging there, thanking my lucky stars, when a sheep goes flying by me. And then another, and another. They just kept coming. Soon, there was the biggest pile of dead sheep I'd ever seen below me, so I just let go, and aimed for all the wool. Softest landing I ever had.

Sam: It was bound to happen. Sheep follow. One of them sees another sheep going over the cliff, and decides that looks like a good idea, and does the exact same thing. Next thing ya know, they're all doing it. They're like TV networks that way.

Ralph: Ain't it the truth. (glances at watch) Well, I've gotta go. Me and a bunch of friends are gonna have a barbeque down by the beach. Hey, why don't you drop on by. We're doing zouvlaki.

Sam: Nah, I can't, Besides, it wouldn't be right.

Ralph: Okay then. Night, Sam.

Sam: Night, Ralph.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2005 12:12:52 pm PDT #8190 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hee!


Connie Neil - Jul 08, 2005 12:13:20 pm PDT #8191 of 10001
brillig

I'd comm that, but I'm lazy


Atropa - Jul 08, 2005 12:14:39 pm PDT #8192 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I suddenly got an image of Clovis taking over the Supreme Court.

He'd really like that.


Jesse - Jul 08, 2005 12:15:49 pm PDT #8193 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If you could go anywhere in the world this weekend, where would you go?

I still want to go to that crazy hotel in Dubai they went to on The Amazing Race. And considering it's 62 and rainy here, the desert sounds pretty good for the weekend. And thanks to their sponsorship of local public radio, I know I can fly nonstop on Emirates Air!


Gudanov - Jul 08, 2005 12:17:47 pm PDT #8194 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

There was an op-ed in the N.Y Times about who the most "activist" Supreme court judges are [link] by seeing who has struck down congressional action the most.


Kristen - Jul 08, 2005 12:18:08 pm PDT #8195 of 10001

If you could go anywhere in the world this weekend, where would you go?

Mustique. And I probably wouldn't come back.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2005 12:18:56 pm PDT #8196 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you could go anywhere in the world this weekend, where would you go?

Medeival Times.

Or Paris.


bon bon - Jul 08, 2005 12:19:09 pm PDT #8197 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

These findings provide evidence that the ultimate goal of the visual system is not simply to construct internally an exact reproduction of the external world, Meister and his colleagues write in Nature. Rather, the system seeks to extract from the onslaught of raw visual information the few bits of data that are relevant to behavior. This entails the discarding of signals that are less useful, and dynamic retinal adaptation provides a means of stripping from the visual stream predictable and therefore less newsworthy signals.

That sounds pretty similar to the way the rest of the nervous system works-- you might be aware of the feeling of putting your pants on, but you don't have to deal with a barrage of "you're wearing your pants. You're wearing pants. You have pants on. Linen pants." all day from your legs.

eta context, because I am unaware of the passage of time


Anne W. - Jul 08, 2005 12:19:56 pm PDT #8198 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Thanks bon bon. Now I'm hyper-aware of my pants.