It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 08, 2005 10:14:49 am PDT #8144 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think it may have been that our expectations were too high, because my friend and I fully expected it to be our FAVORITE MOVIE EVAR!!!11!! but all the best parts were in the ads. Bah, I say, BAH.

Yeah, it's very disappointing. Particularly after seeing the live action Tick, or the Venture Brothers and knowing you can actually pull that stuff off with major funny. So much comic talent wasted in that movie.


sarameg - Jul 08, 2005 10:15:43 am PDT #8145 of 10001

All my creepy tentacled nightmare things are belong to sarameg.

Glad to be of service!


shrift - Jul 08, 2005 10:49:58 am PDT #8146 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, ha. It looks like the situation between my site and another site has deterioriated to the point where my bosses have selected a point-person to deal with all incoming requests. I think they think we're a bunch of incompetent slackers, and we think they're a bunch of high-strung, strident morons.

I mean, I'll still end up having to do the same work, but I just got a kick out of laughing at the new point-person's expense, for now he gets to parse their e-mail text, poor boo.

Edited because, heh, Raquel quoted too fast.


Volans - Jul 08, 2005 10:55:14 am PDT #8147 of 10001
move out and draw fire

they think we're a bunch of incompetent slackers, and we think they're a bunch of high-strung, strident morons

Liberal vs. Conservatives? Gen X vs. TwentysomethingsNow? The US vs Europe? Japan vs. the US? Cordy vs. Xander?

Damn, it's one of the 5 Classic Literary Conflicts.


shrift - Jul 08, 2005 11:01:35 am PDT #8148 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Damn, it's one of the 5 Classic Literary Conflicts.

In our case, it's a Sweet Christ We're Insanely Busy You'll Get It When You Get It vs. OMG You Suck We Want It Nooooooow I'm Telling Mom!


Tom Scola - Jul 08, 2005 11:01:45 am PDT #8149 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I think they think we're a bunch of incompetent slackers, we think they're a bunch of high-strung, strident morons.

Damn, it's one of the 5 Classic Literary Conflicts.

Exactly. This is the kind of conflict that can only be solved with a toga party.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 08, 2005 11:06:29 am PDT #8150 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In our case, it's a Sweet Christ We're Insanely Busy You'll Get It When You Get It vs. OMG You Suck We Want It Nooooooow I'm Telling Mom!

Learn from the people you've worked with in the past and make their methods your own. Give the other site the work as fast as you can put it together, as wrong as possible—so as to cause them the greatest amount of delay in untangling it and figuring out what needs to be corrected.


brenda m - Jul 08, 2005 11:07:47 am PDT #8151 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Did someone say the Schiavo thing was over? Pandagon ( [link] ) seems to think otherwise:

On CSPAN this morning, Chuck Todd of the Hotline reported that Tom Coburn (Senatorial Nutjob - OK) is challenging the Terri Schaivo autopsy results.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2005 11:08:16 am PDT #8152 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

BRAD Pitt and his pal George Clooney just inked a deal with nightclub nabob Rande Gerber to build a new Las Vegas hotel and casino. But while the stars don't have to put in a dime, they'll get a hefty slice of the proceeds."George and Brad are not putting in any money, but they will be getting a percentage of the profits," our well-placed insider says. "Brad will design the hotel and be the face of it with George. After 'Ocean's Eleven,' this makes perfect sense and the three of them are very good friends." Pitt and Gerber first started talking about the project two years ago and recently brought Clooney into the deal.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 08, 2005 11:10:28 am PDT #8153 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I think it may have been that our expectations were too high, because my friend and I fully expected it to be our FAVORITE MOVIE EVAR!!!11!! but all the best parts were in the ads. Bah, I say, BAH.

Yeah, it's very disappointing. Particularly after seeing the live action Tick, or the Venture Brothers and knowing you can actually pull that stuff off with major funny. So much comic talent wasted in that movie.

Nods head vigorously in agreement. Also, talk about wasted cast potential. Yes, you got Eddie Izzard in there. Now do SOMETHING with him. ANYTHING! Please! And make it more than one joke.

Insert Tom Waits for Eddie and repeat.

Insert Lena Olin for Tom and repeat.

Rinse, lather, repeat through 90% of that cast list.