You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 36: But We Digress...  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jul 07, 2005 1:07:50 pm PDT #7920 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

World's ugliest dog.

OMG. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

ION news, I think I am going to buy a printer on my way home from work today. If I go to Costco I can save 10 dollars on the one I want, but I think I may go to bestbuy instead, since there I won't be able to buy a 45 dollar bag of M&Ms.


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 1:15:07 pm PDT #7921 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which one are you buying, Perkins? One that can print onto CDs, I hope.


tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 1:17:29 pm PDT #7922 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

World's ugliest dog.

At first I thought it was some kind of fucked-up muppet.


sarameg - Jul 07, 2005 1:18:33 pm PDT #7923 of 10001

World's ugliest dog.

AHHHHHHHHHUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEe.

dead from shock


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 1:19:20 pm PDT #7924 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't die sarameg! I didn't mean to freak your day out further! Don't look into the light!


sarameg - Jul 07, 2005 1:23:22 pm PDT #7925 of 10001

t speaking from the dead

Well, at least now my officemate won't get laid off. What with me being dead and all.

and I even think baby birds are endearing.

But the kittens are cute.


JenP - Jul 07, 2005 1:23:59 pm PDT #7926 of 10001

Emergency kitten google. Too funny.

That dog was... I've got shivers.


DavidS - Jul 07, 2005 1:36:38 pm PDT #7927 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's kind of exciting to think that dog is in San Francisco. I knew it would be a Chinese crested, but I didn't think it'd be so utterly fucked up.


§ ita § - Jul 07, 2005 1:37:04 pm PDT #7928 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got a call telling me there was a problem with my ticket to this. They are going to be filming the show, and they've chosen my seat for a camera.

So I'm getting upgraded to a better one.


-t - Jul 07, 2005 1:42:16 pm PDT #7929 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What a bother, ita.